09.05.2008 AKON IS A BITCH


Just this week it was announced that Akon will be going to trial for assaulting a fan at a 2007 concert. Now he’s done it again at a concert last week, this time graduating from throwing some guy off the stage to backhanding a woman in the face. In his defense, why do people keep going to his concerts? He may just have to kill one of his fans to teach the others a lesson. 

(47) Comments

  1. heart rob 09/05/2008 07:00

    i liked his fists

     

  2. Willie Beamin 09/05/2008 07:01

    Some one needs to go to his concert and throw shit at him just to get pulled on stage and then proceed to beat the shit out of this dick knuckle

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/05/2008 07:01

    "Why do people keep going to his concerts?"

  4. Observer 09/05/2008 07:03

    I'd hit it…..with the back o' me 'and.

  5. THE O.G. HATER 09/05/2008 07:03

    and im black yall, and Im black yall, and Im blacker than black cause Im black yall!!!

  6. pepper 09/05/2008 07:04

    pass.

  7. ososexilexi 09/05/2008 07:04

    Akon is a whiney, no talent spook of a kneegrow.

    Pardon my Durden.

  8. THE O.G. HATER 09/05/2008 07:04

    Dude IS the color purple.

  9. Just the Tip 09/05/2008 07:09

    What's the assault charge exactly?  He hit a girl in the crowd with the dude he tossed off the stage.  The girl sued, right?  What is that?  Assault with a Drunken Idiot?

    What the fuck kinda name is "Akon" anyway?  Sounds like a damn rice burner from Hyundai.

  10. dirtydiane 09/05/2008 07:12

    She prolly insulted his Tims and told him his fade wasn't tight enough.  They're Butternuts, bitch!  You deserved it.

  11. Just the Tip 09/05/2008 07:15

    I just wanna be the guy at the back playing with the lit hairspray.

    Cool effects.  THAT'S a fucking show!

  12. Tito's Abdomen 09/05/2008 07:15

    Winehouse, Akon, if this trend continues it' s going to be a depressing friday.

    Where are the girls??

  13. Emmalee 09/05/2008 07:16

    Perhaps we should throw him in the pit at a Slipknot concert and see what happens? 

  14. leftnutofjesus 09/05/2008 07:16

    If it weren't for auto-tune, this dumb bastard would be on one of those "feed the africans" commercials with flies on his fucking face.

     

  15. ososexilexi 09/05/2008 07:17

    dirty, JTT & LNJ - You all cracked me up on this one.

  16. ohmwrecker 09/05/2008 07:21

    Did you see what those bitches be wearin’? What is this . . . 1985? Akorn can’t afford to be photographed with those trashy hos.

  17. BuddyGroove 09/05/2008 07:25

    Even though Akon deserves jail time. I'm sure that girl deserved it.

  18. Silverback 09/05/2008 07:26

    More punching, less singing maybe… I'm even sure what I just watched. Not nearly as entertaining as the Jim Jones Guyana show some years ago.

  19. djtechsys 09/05/2008 07:27

    the question is thrown out there as why people keep going to his concerts…

    take a look in that crowd and tell me that you can group any ten random akon fans together and get an IQ score in the high double digits.

  20. ososexilexi 09/05/2008 07:30

    A few years back, I asked my step daughter (who was 7 @ the time) what she wanted for Christmas. I was highly smug when she answered, "An iPod. With Akon on it!"

    Shame on her mother!

     

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