09.01.2008 DON’T SHAKE HANDS WITH KEVIN SPACEY

Kevin Spacey has never come out of the closet, and he's gone to awards shows in the past with several beautiful ladies, so despite all rumors to the contrary, he’s clearly not gay.  These pictures are no big deal.  Just good fun.  I can’t even count the number of times a handsome boy laid on my lap with his pants pulled down and I gently caressed his ass.  Oh, wait, yes I can.  It turns out the answer is zero.  

(picture source = bauer griffin)

(57) Comments

  1. lol2u 09/01/2008 11:15

    FIRST!

  2. Baphomet 09/01/2008 11:18

    This picture was taken on the Island of Hvar in Croatia, a country most of you never heard of, and never will…

  3. Seej 09/01/2008 11:26

    Slow news day?  Kevin Spacey touches man's ass?  Hardly a surprise. ENTERTAIN ME DAMNIT!!!!!

  4. Disco Guy 09/01/2008 11:31

    This picture totally creeps me out. It's like the guy came crawling out of Spaceys shirt.

  5. ATLiens 09/01/2008 11:38

    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was…… well not letting the camera see what was in his mouth.

  6. The Walkin' Dude 09/01/2008 11:44

    Hate to say, but no one cares.  Why even post this?  :(  

  7. N-Barley 09/01/2008 11:50

    I am more concerned about the demon in the background. "he likes to watch"

  8. Matingas 09/01/2008 11:58

    ohh yeah.. where's Croatia?? I have no idea?! I mean I'm American .. so i'm guessing that's somewhere by Mexico huh?

     

    .. are u fucking serious?? … there's tons of reasons people have heard of croatia (ok.. your right.. maybe not most americans) .. 

    1.there was people in my college from there

    2. they have a good enough football team to make it to the World Cup and Eurocup

    so yeah.. don't try to play smartass

  9. LonghornMike 09/01/2008 12:11

    1.there was WERE people in my college from there

    On behalf of literate America, please try to write a proper sentence when defending American intelligence.  Otherwise, the message gets kinda lost..

  10. MG Admirer 09/01/2008 12:25

    so he has an ass in his lap (hand) and a dick in his mouth.    So what?

    At least like many Hollywood icons he has not categorically denied a liking for cock or dated/married a beard to hide his homosexuality - he just refuses to discuss it.  And on top of that, he has two Oscars, which is more than most straight-0acting gay actors in Hollywierd have.

     

  11. bonniekay 09/01/2008 12:29

    disgusting.

  12. Baphomet 09/01/2008 13:14

    Martinagas, Nikola Tesla, the man who gave more to this world than any other scientist, was born in Croatia. The Croats invented the pen (they used to call it penkalo), the parachute, the torpedo, the tie, and the zeppelin. 

  13. Tito's Abdomen 09/01/2008 13:14

    Oh come one, this is perfectly innocent behavior. The young fellow is probably his son and Mr. Spacey just joint the Hulk Hogan Club Of Proper Parenting.

  14. djtechsys 09/01/2008 13:20

    Brend*n said: "I can’t even count the number of times a handsome boy laid on my lap with his pants pulled down and I gently caressed his ass.  Oh, wait, yes I can.  It turns out the answer is zero several."

     

    fixed

  15. MG Admirer 09/01/2008 13:22

    Looking at the photo again, I think that Kevin Spacey is actually doing his best to save the boy from being dragged away by the crazed lion that got loose form the local zoo, jumped into the back yard where they were all having a quiet drink and made for the boy.   The lion has a grip on the boy's arm.     In an attempt to hold him back from being dragged away, his trousers inadvertently slipped down.

    Yes, that's it.

     

     

  16. Paleomiz 09/01/2008 13:23

    Kevin Spacey is like the anti hard on

  17. MizzPartyPanties 09/01/2008 13:30

    American Beauty Booty!

    He's Gay

  18. dirtydiane 09/01/2008 13:41

    Wow! Dr Phil’s Custody Chaos is more exciting than this.

  19. MG Admirer 09/01/2008 13:45

    Martinagas, Nikola Tesla, the man who gave more to this world than any other scientist, was born in Croatia. The Croats invented the pen (they used to call it penkalo), the parachute, the torpedo, the tie, and the zeppelin.

     

    TORPEDO - some Croat scribbled an unworkable design on the back of a napkin, but it took real engineering know how from Englishman Robert Whitehead, who designed the first WORKING one !

    PEN - Many brought forward ideas prior to Biro.  The man you refer to was Eduard Penkala, who was actually a Slovakian, not a Croatian.

    PARACHUTE -  Leonardo Da Vinci has the first recorded parachute picture and discourse.  The Vrancic parachute was based on Da Vinci's designs.

    ZEPPELIN- Absolutely not.     Zeppelins were designed by and built by Ferdinand Von Zeppelin.   Prior to his time there were several other pioneers, but the chap you're probably thinking of was Ognjeslav Stepanovic, who was born in Austria to Serbian parents.  No Croatian there.

    TIE - Yep, I'll give you this one, although it actually took the French to turn it into a fashion statement.

     

    So basically, Croatia can claim nothing other than Tesla, inventing the tie and being current world champions at Water Polo.

  20. CunningStunt 09/01/2008 13:57

    isn't it a bit of an oxymoron to state that "You will never hear of …"?

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