A sexy reader who works at the Playboy offices in LA emailed and said the rumor is that Holly Madison, as of last night, has officially broken up with Hugh Hefner and moved out of the mansion because she’s now dating Las Vegas magician Criss Angel. Her email said…
"God you’re so hot. All the Playmates wanna do you. Word around town is that your penis is humongous. Is true y/n?"
I’m paraphrasing of course because I don’t wanna get her in trouble, but she said Hef is fine with this. He doesn’t really care because now he won't have to be called "Puffin" every 5 minutes or nagged about marriage, and he already lined up this hot young POA as a replacement. The lingering question is, did Hef break up with Holly so she latched onto Angel, or did Criss steal her away? Criss of course is a powerful sorcerer, and his skills in magic are limited only by the imagination. And by the number of stagehands he has to move things while he stands in front of the camera.
What's with all the dudes in pink shirts and white pants?
Br3ndon, please. I'm begging. It's a REALLY bad day today for me. How about some decent penis pics. Do it for the children.
So I guess being able to pull a rabbit out of a hat > Hef being good in the crease????
nice bazongas.
Poor Old Chris Angel. He ended up landing the bitchy and ugly one of the three.
I think I found the source for myself. Dude's shirt says "bodyguard.com". I'll be back, people. Need to take care of ..uh… something….
Tengo, hope your family is okay.
Hef on the other hand, is jumping for joy. One fewer gold diggers in the house and now he can move on to newer poon tang.
This Is the BEST NEWS I’ve heard all day!
Time to dye my hair blonde and send in my pics to PLAYBOY!
This would have been a fine opportunity to show some tits. Real tits in the nude that is. Not some clothed ones. No good.
It's not like Hef was getting any from this chic. I'd bet dollars to donuts Hef's penis has NEVER, EVER been anywhere near Holly's mouth. Criss Angel on the other hand has probably gagged her a dozen times by now. That being said, Hef is like one birthday away from being on a Smuckers jar on the Today Show so we should cut him some slack.
got,
they're all good. How are you these days?
That bodyguard guy needs some sun block. WTF!
dammit! size does matter.
(chriss angel is straight!?)
Fried,
On or in that jar?
What is the big deal about Criss Angel.
I can make women disapear as well….no one will ever find them!
At least we know having "dated" Hef for so many years, it won't be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
disappear, disappear
I thought this is a site about celebs? Who this barbie? Anyway, I'd hit it.
And what happened to Alec Baldwin acting as a bodyguard at the back? Epic fail.
She must have gotten tired of having dust in her eyes after Hef shoots his load on her face.
You people realize that Hef was the driving froce behind Viagra, right?
GOT, do you really want penis pics?