09.30.2008 MAYBE THE WORLDS WORST PARENT

Holy Shit!  A California court today has released its decision in the ongoing custody battle between Sharon Stone and her ex-husband for their adopted son, Roan.  And it is as bad and one sided as any decision you’ll ever read, that doesn’t end with the kid in a shallow grave.  Take every unstable image you have in your head for Sharon Stone, then multiply it times 10.  Now add 17.  Now add some crazy circus music and the kind of clowns you’d see in a Rob Zombie movie.  TMZ says…

Among many things, the judge says, "Mother (Stone) appears to overreact to many medical issues involving Roan." In one case, the judge describes Stone believing Roan had a spinal condition, but "there was no evidence to support this allegation."
And then the court says, "Another example of an overreaction is that Mother suggested that Roan should have Botox injections in his feet to resolve a problem he had with foot odor. As Father (Phil Bronstein) appropriately noted, the simple and common sense approach of making sure Roan wore socks with his shoes and used foot deodorant corrected the odor problem without the need for any invasive procedure on this young child."
The judge differentiated very distinctly the difference between Bronstein and Stone, saying, "Father has championed for Roan's well-being out of, what appears to this Court, nothing less than the unconditional love for his son. Unfortunately, and for unexplained reasons, it appears that Mother did not involve herself to the extent she could or should have in this process … Mother has attempted to put up roadblocks to Roan's getting help, or has decided against participating in his care."
The judge goes on: "Unfortunately, the problem caused by Mother's overreactions is painfully real for this child."

Wow.  The judge might as well have shoved her in a tire and pushed her down a hill.  He did it in the figurative sense, he might as well have done it literally as well.

(39) Comments

  1. scum 09/30/2008 13:44

    Fuck Ellen.

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/30/2008 13:44

    Sharon Stone has a meaty pussy, of course she's crazy.

  3. Eville 09/30/2008 13:46

    Tire and a hill? Can't we shove her in a toxic waste barrel and throw her in a lake?

  4. MonyVibescu 09/30/2008 13:48

    Brain aneurysms are wholly erotic, I want to under-comb her skivvies and frig her skillfully!

     Also, Scum, I was actually the first to post here. If hadn't left the page to look at spiritual images of womyn making love with horses, I would've beaten you.

     But alas, you've won. Let you be sucked off by five thousand virgins! 

  5. Evil Malcom Norris 09/30/2008 13:50

    <homer voice>clowns in Rob Zombie movies</homer voice>

  6. scum 09/30/2008 13:50

    When my daughter developed asthma I told her smoking Camel nonfilters and bong rips would cure it.

  7. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 09/30/2008 13:53

    I told you that bitch crazy!

  8. someoneluvsu 09/30/2008 13:56

    Botox injections for your feet are the new black (and blue)

  9. Evil Malcom Norris 09/30/2008 13:56

    some people simply shouldn't by themselves kids

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 09/30/2008 13:56

    Doctor: Ms. Stone, I have good news for you…I have diagnosed your condition as Munchausen syndrome by proxy…

    Ms. Stone: Doctor, what does that mean in layman's terms?

    Doctor: Bitch, you're bat-shit crazy…

  11. thedudeabides 09/30/2008 13:57

     

    I don't find it surprising at all this crazy bitch think's botox is some panecea, I'm sure her swollen cooch is a result of "mileage-removal" botox shots down there.

    Kinda makes me glad I didn't go to med school, some poor bastard has to give her those shots.

  12. Dirty Hairy 09/30/2008 14:00

    Holy shit, I thought that banner pic WAS a clown from a Rob Zombie movie!

  13. Sevenmack 09/30/2008 14:00

    Let this be a lesson to every man dating sluts, strippers or actresses out there. You can't turn a ho' — or an actress — into a housewife. And you definitely can't have — or leave — children with them either. 

  14. BuddyGroove 09/30/2008 14:01

    She's starting to act like her character from "Casino". Except for the drug addition. Just another celebrity train wreck. Gotta love it.

  15. KevinEldon 09/30/2008 14:01

    I wish the judge would have put her in a tire and shoved her down a hill.  No need to fuck up a little kid… especially one with access to money.  Those fuckers turn into crazy adults who can buy islands and hunt men on them.  Believe you me, it's not nearly as glamorous as it sounds (well, maybe a little).

  16. dirtydiane 09/30/2008 14:02

    Or as we say 'round these parts, Rick. "Crazier'n a rat in a tin shit house."

    Botox in the kid's feet, are you kidding me?  Try not to piss off your slaves nannies, Sharon, and they won't bathe your kids in bull piss.

  17. RKHessel 09/30/2008 14:03

    Hey…When did Kool Moe Dee go blond?

  18. RKHessel 09/30/2008 14:06

    …How Ya Like Me Now…

  19. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 09/30/2008 14:07

    Dammit!  Beat me to a Kool Moe Dee reference.  Nice work.

  20. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 09/30/2008 14:13

    So I guess the new way to get kids to behave will be to threaten them with, "I'm gonna leave you with Sharon Stone!" ?

You must be logged in to post a comment.