Erin Wasson is 26, so when she wore this see-through dress to the Teen Vogue party last night, I was entirely within my rights to yell Tits Or Get The Fuck Out. Its not like she’s 15. I was however out of line to yell that at Selena Gomez.
(picture source = bauer and splash)
Doctor My Eyes!
Who's Erin Wasson and/or Selena Gomez?
She looks like an idiot and you could cut a roast on that face.
That being said, I would stick my penis inside of her repeatedly and then possibly ask her to palm my balls afterwards while I brush her hair.
Damnit, I'll be right back…going to Wikipedia. *sigh*
Whoever this one is? Why would you wear that to teen awards, anyway?
palm my balls afterwards while I brush her hair.
Awww…that was nice, Big Smelly.
So this one is just a model? And she's in love with the guy that created Dilbert?
This is actually her work dress.
Hmm, don't know her, but she is definately a fine piece of girl. Skinny, arrogant, nice legs and again … skinny. Uh, I just cum.
Jesus lady, would it kill you to eat some fried chicken? Maybe your skin wouldn't look so sallow, you'd get rid of those sunken cheeks and hollow eyes, and your hair would quit falling out.
Dammit! Now I'm hungry for some Eischen's.
tits?
who has tits?
if i wanted a pretzel stick, i'd buy a bag and stick my dick in it.
And she's in love with the guy that created Dilbert?
Haha. Like I said work dress. Damn hookers
the Teen Vogue party
Are we sure this isn't that classless whore Fergie? The one from the "shake-your-ass-on-the-today-show-in-front-of-the-girlscouts?"
a couple of things
one, please…lose the panties babe…have some balls…
two, this chic loves hard recreational drugs
three, i wanna put my hoy hoy in her patingee
Jesus tityfucking christ this chick is skinny. Not that she needs to be obese or anything, but GODDAMN this bitch is skinny. King Kong could floss with this bitch. She's so skinny her spine leans to one side.
And the bitch has no ass. This bitch's ass is so flat you could build a deck of cards on it. And she has no tits. This bitch's tits are so small even the asian girls go "damn those titties are small!"
What do you call this bitch with a dime on her head?
A nail.
(Any other Ethiopian jokes where we can substitute "this bitch"?)
I'm so glad I've got some meat on my bones.
Guess who's gonna die first in the famine? Haha.
Yes, d-a-double d-y-mac, but you can't see me pull the skin out on either side of my neck…
I'd hammer that nail.
Selma Blair thinks this chick has no tits.
Fold ths bitch in half and strap her to the stumpy Bitch and 2 halves will make a whole.
I want to make her the mother of my children…….