09.04.2008 NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT

Last week a report from Fox News said that David Duchovny had entered a rehab for sexual addiction because he was addicted to porn, not because he had been cheating on his wife Tea Leoni.  Today, Us magazine and the Daily Mail say the exact opposite of that.  

David Duchovny cheated on his wife for years before finally entering a rehab clinic for sex addiction according to a US magazine.
The X Files star allegedly agreed to seek treatment after heartbroken Tea Leoni discovered his indiscretions and threatened to divorce him.
‘He said Tea gave him an ultimatum: Get treatment or our marriage is over,’ a source is quoted as telling the National Enquirer.
‘She felt it was ruining their marriage and affecting their kids.’
According to the source, Duchovny has admitted that he is compulsively driven to be unfaithful and finds it impossible to turn down the legions of women who offer themselves to him.

Tea needs to lighten up.  Why you gotta cock-block? In a slightly related topic, I’ve always thought Cinnabuns would be a good name for an African American themed strip club, and last night it occurred to me that The Black Hole would be a good name for a black porn movie.  I don’t know why but all black stuff like this has some punny title.  It’s one of life’s great mysteries.

(71) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/04/2008 07:05

    I'm shocked, SHOCKED I tell you.

  2. djm0ther 09/04/2008 07:05

    First!

  3. djm0ther 09/04/2008 07:06

    Damn you big smelly dirt cock….

    God, I hope that's the last time those words ever come out of my mouth.

     

  4. PollyAnna 09/04/2008 07:06

    They will be divorced in < 3 months- or separated and beginning the process.

  5. Paleomiz 09/04/2008 07:06

    Wait, so being horny is now an aberration? In that case, I think we ALL need counseling

  6. RemSteale 09/04/2008 07:08

    Maybe if the missus provided enough, he wouldnt have needed to stray

  7. PollyAnna 09/04/2008 07:09

    Maybe its only an aberration when there are legions involved. A couple dozen or so is no big deal though.

  8. Just the Tip 09/04/2008 07:10

    WHO THE FUCK IS PINKY?!!!!!!!

  9. ososexilexi 09/04/2008 07:11

    It's official. Now that I've completed the entire first season of Californication, I am ready to announce that I too would like to fuck Duchovny. I know, I know. Yesterday I claimed differently … but it's a slut's perogative to change her mind.

    Now, someone get me the name of the rehab he checked into. After all, I've been thinking about undergoing treatment for some time and, thanks to David,  I've found the courage to confess to my addiction.

    Hi. My name is Alexis and I'm a nymphomaniac.  

  10. PollyAnna 09/04/2008 07:12

    JTT- Probably one of the legions who have offered themselves to DD. I meant David Duchovny. If she had met diane, I am sure she would be one of those legions as well.

  11. Nuts 09/04/2008 07:12

    My momma had sex with Duchovny. Why, Mom. Why.

  12. dirtydiane 09/04/2008 07:13

    Lexi-you're not alone.  I would screw that man until he walked sideways.  But with the caveat that he not talk.  Moaning and screaming ok, talking not so much.

  13. Just the Tip 09/04/2008 07:13

    TRUE STORY:

    There's a strip club not too far from me named: Ice Cream Castles

    Yeeeeaaaahhhh…  I don't get it.  Don't wanna get it.

  14. lady garden 09/04/2008 07:14

    what a whore-and yes, i would

  15. Just the Tip 09/04/2008 07:16

    Hello Alexis, my name is Tip - I'm a Sponsor.  Let me show you to the couch & we'll begin your support.

  16. Silverback 09/04/2008 07:18

    So the man has a hobby. I guess she'd rather have him fill the garage with model trains.

    Women.

  17. ohmwrecker 09/04/2008 07:20

    Why are so many strip clubs called "cabarets" like there's a little theatrical production going on in there with a creepy little French MC. It's just naked chicks.

  18. dirtydiane 09/04/2008 07:22

    Good question, Ohm.  I went to one in Conshohocken, PA that my guy friends referred to as The Ballet.  Not quite what a Julliard grad has in mind, I'm guessing.

  19. RemSteale 09/04/2008 07:26

    Conshohocken?

    Isnt that a swear word? 

  20. onemangangbang 09/04/2008 07:27

    Puh-lease

    Porn my ass I bet piinky and macrame were on him when the scene was over.

     

    lets assume for a second that tea was giving it up, and on the regular, not sure if she was going to go ahead and go for the atm "but honey EVERYONE is doing it…."  

     

     

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