Needless to say Jenifer Lopez was not the only celebrity to participate in the Malibu Triathlon yesterday. She was just the only one to go to the media beforehand and stomp her fat feet to get attention for it. Eliza Dushku, Matthew McConaughey and Jon Cryer were just a few of the others to quietly participate and raise money for charity. So not only did Eliza do it with more dignity, she made it look way way hotter. This is how you can tell JLo is an egomaniac. Any other person would have taken one look at themselves in that wetsuit, then spent the weekend in the bathroom taking laxatives and crying.