Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds have been rumored to be engaged since January, even though you never see them together, but apparently things are going well because they got married this weekend. People magazine says…
Attended by only a handful of close friends and family, the ceremony was held at a remote wilderness retreat outside of Vancouver, B.C.
This is the first marriage for both. The couple had announced their engagement in May.
Johansson, 23, began dating Reynolds, 31, last year shortly after his split from singer Alanis Morissette, who recently expressed well wishes on her ex's engagement.
Wait they got married in the woods? What, like in Braveheart? What are they, bears, knock it off you idiots. Guhhhh I hate these GD Hollywood hippies so much.
Wow, from Alanis Morissette to Scarlett JoHO.
BRAVO!
Ryan Reynolds is like the movie-only version of Dane Cook.
BLEGH.
I wonder if Ms. Morissette considers this ironic…
I heard it's like Rain on your Wedding Day…
"I heard it's like Rain on your Wedding Day…"
In Ms. Morisette's case, it's like no Ryan on her wedding day…
I wonder if Ms. Morissette considers this ironic…
Considering she doesn't know the meaning of the word, probably so.
Good job locking that up, Ryan.
Like a Free Ride when you've Already Paid…
That's regarding to Ms. Johansson, nailing the Priest, Best Man, Caterer, Florist, Table Cloth Folder, Pastry Chef, Coat Check Guy, Ring Bearer, Groom's Father, Janitor, Videopgrapher, Photographer, etc…
Considering she doesn't know the meaning of the word, probably so.
Anytime I hear this song on the radio I try to explain the same thing to the person nearest. More often than not nobody cares…
If my girlfriend didn't know what irony was I would dump her, too.
"This is the first marriage for both" - So we expect them to get married a few more times? Six months is also a joke of an engagement length
well maybe she'll show her tits now…. probably not until after she pushes out a couple of little ugly kids who given the proper lighting and camera angles will look AMAZING
From Morrisette to Johannsson……
Moves up from fat ass and thighs to fat tits and sighs…… (had to rhyme it)
Once I married Scarlett Johansson in a wilderness ceremony attended only by close friends. Of course, she was bound and gagged and the "close friends" were my accomplices.
Best wishes, classy lady!
Love,
You Know Who
Marrying a Canadian is only a good idea in theory. Good luck with that.
priest : do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
ryan: yeah aye
ya know cause he's canadian. ah that joke souded better in my head .
I use to think Scarlett was cool because she made Woody Allen movies and has huge tits. But then she made an awful Tom Waits cover album and married Ryan Reynolds and now I am pretty convinced she is actually closer to Lindsey Lohan then to a Natalie Portman. I'm sorry, Dark Vader wouldn't fck you, never mind have your babies.
Dark Vader?
What are the odds that whoever married them resembled a five foot tall bud of kindness?
and whatever just happened to going to the goddamned courthouse?
you can get high and drunk and fuck at the house. Call the divorce a honeymoon.
Let's get fucking real here folks.
My idea of marriage is when we quit using condoms when doing what God intended, gut stirring.
I would have stuck with Alanis,
Scarlett won't blow you at the theater and make you famous by writing a song about it.
Scarlett wouldn't suck dick for money. She'd just whine with it in her mouth until you slapped her and skullfucked her.( to death hopefully)
On second thought, whining with my dick in your mouth is probably the hottest fantasy I've had today. It's 11:14 am.
I sure hope she vowed never to wear stupid hats again.