People magazine says that Scarlett Johansson is in Rwanda today to hopefully raise awareness of the AIDS epidemic, which is still the leading cause of death of Africa. Actually I just made up. But I bet it's pretty bad. For the record, the leading cause of death in Africa is listed as, "Tiger".
"It was important for me to come here and see the issues we're up against firsthand," Johansson says in a statement. "I came here with an open mind, wanting to listen, understand and learn; I leave with the overwhelming understanding that the small action of making a (RED) choice in your purchases … has an enormous impact on the lives of people in countries like Rwanda."
I would do more stuff like this but I turns out I don’t want to. I'm not here to help. And I don’t appreciate Scarlett making me look bad. I hope one of those stupid kids bites her and gives her some terrfying disease. Then for treatment they’ll have her go ask the villages wise lion for advice and he’ll say something about choices and doing the right thing. Let’s see how wonderful she thinks Africa is then.
UPDATE - now with a more relevant picture, courtesy the people at RED. to donate or learn more, you can visit the site here.
I'm looking to raise awareness of the boner in my pants.
Scarlett, get right on that.
Shut it and spread um
I could play an awesome game of "Tune-In Tokyo" with them breasteses….
Actually I think the leading cause of death in Africa is still genocide
Tigers are only found in Asia.
I wonder who will have to tell her that starving third-world children are not souvenirs
Brend*n , My cock wants to thank you for the Megan Fox post, Scarlett just drained the vein.
UGHH!
I wonder who will have to tell her that starving third-world children are not souvenirs
Madonna?
Fck AIDS, I just watched a Nat Geo show on Ebola and how fcked we would be if that sht got into the US. Go raise awareness about that sht. AIDS is over here and it sucks…but we know this.
AIDS? what's this AIDS? thank you Scarlett, for raising my awareness of this little known disease. I'm sure the infected African population appreciates your willinginess to "listen, understand and learn" how my RED purchases can help end their suffering. Now go back to raising what you raise best.
Ebola=90% mortality rate…..
That would thin the herd a bit.
I, like ScarLo, am a citizen of the world. I do my best to make my purchases RED
RED Bull
RED Wine
Johnnie Walker RED
That picture of her is horrible! It looks like Stephen Cojacaru raped Madonna and spawned a fashion-devoid, megacephalic love-child.
Of course, in real life…it would be the other way around. Madonna raping Cojo with her manly self.
Remind me… does AIDS still stand for Analy Injected Death Sentence? Or was it something else?
Only when it was a gay disease Bizarrkley, now people just call it "I am fucked"
Remind me… does AIDS still stand for Analy Injected Death Sentence? Or was it something else?
It stands for Am I a Dumb Shit? Yes, yes you are
"…to see what we're up against".
Who is this "we", white woman? Did you get a cock out of your mouth long enough to study up on this all-new disease called "AIDS"? And short of bringing some new antidote to the rescue of all the Rwandans out there in Rwandaland, your suggestion is that we purchase stuff with our RED Amex cards?
You're a couple of years away from having to take "tough broad with a heart of gold who's lived a hard life" supporting roles, so might I suggest you make some hay while the sun is still shining on your ass and stop schlepping around like some faux-expert on a disease you are more likely to spread than cure.
Ride Lo
Scarlett
couldshould Tiger me any timeRemSteale.….."nailed it" at 7:23…..
Rem…..I plan to steal that line many times in the future when my friends and I are solving the world's problems as we drink ourselves into oblivion around the barbecue or the patio firepit (in winter).
A tiger in Africa? Must have escaped from the zoo…..