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SHHHH! JENNA DEWAN IS SLEEPY.

God damn Hollywood pisses me off.  Jenna Dewan and her tubby ass boyfriend don’t even do anything, yet they have enough money to hang out in Hawaii all week.  I can't remember his name.  I always thinks it's Colt Brennan but that’s the quarterback from Hawaii.  But his name is something like that.  I’m not looking it up.  Does it really matter?  All I know for sure is that he’s the lead in that GI Joe movie next summer from the director of the Mummy.  And the summer after that he’ll be starring at your YMCA, as Sam the Sportsmanship Squirrel, and he’d like your kids to know that the only way to have fun is to obey all the rules.

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