SHHHH! JENNA DEWAN IS SLEEPY.

By brendon September 11, 2008 @ 2:20 PM

God damn Hollywood pisses me off.  Jenna Dewan and her tubby ass boyfriend don’t even do anything, yet they have enough money to hang out in Hawaii all week.  I can't remember his name.  I always thinks it's Colt Brennan but that’s the quarterback from Hawaii.  But his name is something like that.  I’m not looking it up.  Does it really matter?  All I know for sure is that he’s the lead in that GI Joe movie next summer from the director of the Mummy.  And the summer after that he’ll be starring at your YMCA, as Sam the Sportsmanship Squirrel, and he’d like your kids to know that the only way to have fun is to obey all the rules.

wwtdd

(56) Comments

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    MG Admirer 09/11/2008 14:42

    FIST and TOE !

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    Paleomiz 09/11/2008 14:42

    Who are these people? They're the default people that come with picture frames for all I know or care

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    scum 09/11/2008 14:42

    I would lick her box FIRST then I would FIST her ass.

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    Tito's Abdomen 09/11/2008 14:44

    Pic 7: It's Michael Jackson in a bikini.

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    MG Admirer 09/11/2008 14:44

    The song…

     

    Heads and shoulders, FIST and TOE, FIST and TOE

    Heads and shoulders, FIST and TOE, FIST and TOE

    And eyes and ears and a mouth and a nose

    Heads and shoulders, FIST and TOE, FIST and TOE

     

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    scum 09/11/2008 14:45

    TITO, good call on the Wacko Jacko.

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    pepper 09/11/2008 14:46

    NOT HOT, neither is she…

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    Tito's Abdomen 09/11/2008 14:49

    The guy has very short arms.

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    drunkhardon 09/11/2008 14:52

     As long as there are steak-heads like this with bad haircuts and budda-guts getting hot chicks I think I have a chance.

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    ohmwrecker 09/11/2008 14:56

    Do I need to know who this is?

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    drunkhardon 09/11/2008 14:58

     any chick in a bikini with hot toes is cool.

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    Yasmine 09/11/2008 15:08

    They were in movie: Step Up together a dance movie or soemthing.. hm they are newly engaged too.His name is Channing Tatum (i dont see why ppl think hes attractive- he looks pretty damn ugly to me)

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    MaleBoy_ShaunDeWet 09/11/2008 15:09

    @Scum. That was good one.

     

    I would sneak discreetly and put my head into her butt, waiting for her to fart. After that, the ass might be fistable. Then I run away. 

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    Yasmine 09/11/2008 15:11

    holyy shit he IS getting fat.. he used to look good a few years ago..

    http://innerjoejoe.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/channing_tatum_shirtless.jpg

    Seriously what happened to him..he had a hot body back then..

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    Yasmine 09/11/2008 15:12

    holyy shit he IS getting fat.. he used to look good a few years ago.. http://innerjoejoe.files.wordpress.com/2006/08/channing_tatum_shirtless.jpg Seriously what happened to him..he had a hot body back then..

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    MaleBoy_ShaunDeWet 09/11/2008 15:14

    Yasmine. I checked the pick. Real good looking stud back then. I would be great to cum together. But he is fat. I might reject this offer.

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    MaleBoy_ShaunDeWet 09/11/2008 15:15

    He's got a good cum-belly though.

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    serecovery 09/11/2008 15:15

    Ummmmmmmmmmm, he looks like he used to work at Sam Goody and she looks like she works at Jamba Juice.

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    dirtydiane 09/11/2008 15:16

    So this is how you choose to end my day, B?  With Fatty and Sleeping Retard?  Not much of a fairytale here, eh?

    Thanks, but I think I'd rather end my day by going home and giving myself 3 orgasms before I hit the gym.  Peace out, y'all..I'm headed to the dock of the bay.

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    onemangangbang 09/11/2008 15:39

    DD,

     

    I would like to wish you a happy birthday, you sly little virgo you, and offering my help with any pre gym activities.

     

     

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