Victoria Beckham went to the Marc Jacobs fashion last night with a new ridiculously short haircut, and I think I speak for every guy on earth when I say, knock it off. You bitches knock it off. Short hair sucks, every single time. Is long hair inconvenient and lots of trouble? Yes. Do I care? Not in the least. Especially in cases like this. Poshs only job is to look hot. It’s not like she’s on the Supreme Court. I think she can find 20 minutes if her schedule of doing nothing to blow-dry her long shiny hair. She used to be hot. Now she looks like hell. And she’s so little and skinny, it's like I’m being seduced by a fairy or an elf or something.
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What short hair? I can't take my eyes off of those enormous tits.
one word-EAT
The only other evidence I needed to figure out that my ex-boyfriend was a knob-slobbing friend of Dororthy (besides the collection of IKEA catalogs, the DVR'ing of Will and Grace reruns, and the watching of Kathy Griffin's standup) was to hear him say that he thought Posh was "FABULOUS!"
fairy? sure, the failure fairy.
her shoes don't even fit.
it's like I’m being seduced by a fairy or an elf or something.
Yea, but aren't fairies and elves flat-chested? She's definitely in the "anime elf" category
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I'd do some serious damage to that husband of hers though…and guaranteed she couldn't fight me off since she survives on a grain of rice and a tic-tac per day.
She's got the pixie look down pat, that's for sure.
A-FUCKING-MEN.
There is not a single girl on planet earth who looks better with short hair.
Disagree!
Short hair is sexy because when it is in every one of your orifices it easier to pull out short hair.
DD yeah that's a major sign!
If she's gonna wear her hair short, she'll nedd to have it frosted.
Fortunately, I've got an extra supply of frosting.
Stick with boobs. Yuck.
Diane, he really said Fabulous? He was gay. No question.
Ok, wait a tic. I'm looking at that banner pic a little more…this was a Marc Jacobs' event and they let someone in wearing a spray-painted trashbag and an 80's prom satin nightmare? Egad.
short or not, the thing that matters is boobs people, and she has plenty of it.
Give it up with the high fashion pose, baby–you're no Audrey Hepburn
Her boobs only look big because she' so damn tiny. Regardless, I wouldn't object to being the meat slapped between a Posh and Becks sandwich.
DirtyDiane…..
Did you really have a gay boyfriend?
Did he ever help you go shoe shopping?
Hope you avoided anal with him….though I know that would be difficult.
Her hair cut is for an audition in the up-coming blockbuster : "Tom Cruise and his Stepford wives"
Posh will play the part of Katie.
Vern Troyer will play Tom
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Posh has short hair up top ….and most likely a 70s "porno-style" ladygarden down below.
Or less euphemistically…… a huge hairy cunt…….(which I love).
I'd bone the chick behind the chick in the green shiny dress any day of the week.