Akon is finally going to trial - Way back on June 6 of 2007, Akon invited a fan on stage then picked him up and violently threw him into the crowd. Now, a mere year and a half later, he’s going to trial for it. Akon has entered a plea of not guilty. Re-read that last sentence, then watch this video. Akon should get R Kellys lawyer. He could claim he wasn’t the one on the video, then countersue the kid for unpaid flying lessons.
The Enzyte CEO got 25 years in jail – this happened last week but you owe it to yourself to read the sentence, "He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis." *Sigh* Don’t I know it.
Sam Ronson is a hot piece – I wonder if I got a sex change, I would have a chance at that. It would totally be worth it.
Hilary Swank is gonna get fat - "She'll gain 20 to 30 pounds," we're told by a source close to the production. "It's no sweat. She's played a man before. She can handle anything." Hilary Swank as an unattractive or manly woman? Oh I don’t know if I'll believe that. Seems like risky casting.
I knew nothing about any of this…
Thank God for the rundown.
The Rundown - good flic.
"He said it was extremely unlikely someone would get anything notarized saying they had a small penis."
For some reason I read this as getting their penis itself notarized, which would actually be awesome if it was then introduced into court as "Exhibit Awww!"
That douche in the Mets hat looks like he may have a notarized exhibit awww.
Plus Hilarity Swank has a permanent "who farted?" face.
wow - real slow news day, eh?
The best we could manage today was a long shot of a semi-toe from Swank?
Tsk tsk
My penis doesn't even think about getting hard to bikini pics of Hilary Swank.
Well, I followed the links to be a more informed reader of the ol' WWTDD - and boy! Am I glad I did.
Basically, what I have taken away from this stellar bit of journalism:
Elegant Angel's "Big Wet Asses13"
I thought they shoot old horses, why is HS alive?
Hilary Swank as an unattractive or manly woman?
Wait–Hilary is a woman?
We'd be better off if I came in every woman in the state of alabama, kinda like a sexual holocaust upon all races and then they filmed my life until I died of chafed cock and polio i convinced myself i had cuz i smoke too much weed.
The cure to the male wood…I give you…Hilary Swank.
leftnutj,
isn't that pretty much how your life is going to turn out anyway?
Sam Ronson
Hilary Swank
Corey Haim, circa 1985
Separated at birth?
Thought bubble, fourth pic:
"Hey, nice beaver…"
And in the sixth pic:
"Were you looking at my snatch?!"
"Uh, yeah, but now I'm looking at your tits…..and could you shut your friggin' pie hole?! You're distracting me, I'm trying to make out your nipps!"
JTT
You owe me five dollars for using "Fagola"
Watching Hilary Swank movies reminds me of Shakespeare's As You Like It…the complex layers of cross-dressing/transvestism amidst the characters and the actors who play them create such a comedic scene, I can't help but laugh right out loud! Willy's stuff is pretty funny too.
Um, what? Ok. Here's my dork card.
Jesus, Ronson is so ugly her vibrator pretends its batteries are dead
Id one and quit hit it!
Shes lost that lovin feeling, I hate it when she does that.
tw,
that's true.
doc,
i gotta give cock where credit is due is what i think i mean when i say that was fucking hilarious.