Theres nothing behind that star on the banner picture, but after reading the Superficial and Egotastic, I've learned I'm supposed to put stars over various female body parts and then trick you into thinking you’ll see something sexy if you click on the star-less picture. You and I are in a battle of cunning and wits, apparently. And the page is like a chess board. I should also be a jittery spaz who makes no fucking sense whatsoever. So I'm gonna do that now. Or maybe I’ll just go back to the old way where I don’t care one way or the other. Click on the picture or don’t. Whatever. It’s your life, man.
Oh and Jennifer Aniston is in Mexico this week, doing whatever this all is. She's soooo fascinating.
(picture source = splash news online)
At least we know she gets regular Brazilians
I don't care how annoying she is, I'd love to shove my penis into anyone of her many orifices.
What in the hell is she doing in that banner pic? Kissing sasquatch?
Judging from the banner pic, Ms. Aniston has rarely looked better…frankly, more of Hollywood's female cadre should have similar photos distributed for comparison…
Do they have walruses (or is it walri?) in Mexico? Perhaps a big fat one can bother her instead…eh Doc?
"Do they have walruses (or is it walri?) in Mexico? Perhaps a big fat one can bother her instead…eh Doc?"
diane, after having Mayer, that might be a step up on the evolutionary chain…
She looks really good for 50. I'd nail that shit. The fact that she's obsessively bald down south is a huge turn-on to me because it shows she has her priorities straight.
This chick needs to do something crazy other than getting dumped by every guy that drops the hammer on her or admitting that she farts a lot. bring on something interesting or nekkid!
She looks pretty fit actually, she was cute when she did friens and she is still cute.
I do prefer Courtenay Cox though, something about Monica…..
Hey, at least we didn't start the day with pics of a chick french kissing a pink dog.
I don't like her face. Aw, damn…that whole thing is hideous!
REM, I'm with you. My wife looked almost exactly like Monica when we met. Same beautiful, thick hair. That is, until she cut it on our honeymoon and never grew it back out. We're divorced now. True story…
My wife has a similar personality to Monica, we're still married…
Do they have walruses (or is it walri?) in Mexico? Perhaps a big fat one can bother her instead…eh Doc?
Diane, if I tell you that I could smell his mustache from here, would you believe me? I'll never understand why physically unfortunate people like him think they can get away with calling other people ugly
I would like to put my * in her *.
That is, until she cut it on our honeymoon and never grew it back out. We're divorced now. True story…
Cut? My gf only needs to shave!
Ok people, move along. Nothing to see here, nothing to see.
Diane, if I tell you that I could smell his mustache from here, would you believe me?
Now that's nasty. Wash your shit, you nasty bastard.
Somewhere John Mayer is crying because he just had sex with some patchouli drenched tubby hippie chick groupie and he hates himself.
New tattoo!
"Diane, if I tell you that I could smell his mustache from here, would you believe me? I'll never understand why physically unfortunate people like him think they can get away with calling other people ugly"
Doc, from personal experience, experts in a field best can delineate grades…just as a good gemologist can differentiate diamond classes, so too, the truly hideous can best grade levels of ugly…