09.16.2008 THIS WASN’T SO BAD

Kat DeLuna sang the national anthem for Monday Night Football last night, and many people are saying it was the worst version ever done. I have no idea who she is but I was actually expecting way way worse.  White people always freak out when black people sing the anthem like this.  They should be more tolerant like me.  I’m trying to heal this world with my gentle and supportive website.



(73) Comments

  1. mrx5000 09/16/2008 08:02

    KAT BOLOGNA WAS SHIT.  THROW A SHOE AT THAT COMMIE BITCH AND GET HER OFF.  OR BETTER YET MAKE HER SING IT NAKED

  2. mrx5000 09/16/2008 08:04

    ACTUASLLY I DIDNT  LISTEN TO IT BUT IT LOOKS BAD

  3. Jesus H. Christ 09/16/2008 08:05

    Carl Lewis thinks it sounded just fine.

  4. RemSteale 09/16/2008 08:05

    Dont care, bump the Megan Fox story back up to the top…

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/16/2008 08:05

    White people always freak out because black people hate America, duh.

  6. Paleomiz 09/16/2008 08:05

    That's what happens when you try too hard–sweet Jesus, that was awful. I'll bet every dog in a three-mile radius went deaf

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  7. mrx5000 09/16/2008 08:06

    I BASE MY HATE OF IT FROM THAT OPENING FRAME ON THE YOUTUBE VIDEO

  8. dirtydiane 09/16/2008 08:08

    I missed the first 10 minutes of the game because this ugly bitch made my ears bleed.  She tried to hit that high note and nearly killed my dogs.  And then the Eagles lost.  I was so emotionally drained I didn't even feel like masturbating before I fell asleep.

  9. SchisM 09/16/2008 08:10

    Doc is right. She tried way too fucking hard and failed with a fail that this world hasn't seen before.

  10. SneeKeeFahk 09/16/2008 08:13

    OMG that was awful, they only time I have heard anything like that is when i used to strangle cats for fun and even they could carry a note better than this bitch

  11. yelraf 09/16/2008 08:13

    Yeah, it fuckin' sucked.  Just tryin' too hard. 

  12. dirtydiane 09/16/2008 08:17

    I wasn't just embarrassed.  I was embarrassed for her. 

  13. Observer 09/16/2008 08:19

    Perfect example of how being naked (her) would have greatly improved the performance.

  14. Noctem 09/16/2008 08:19

    This is bad, but Roseanne Barr was far worse.

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrFW2aYHVR8

  15. Brandon103 09/16/2008 08:20

    laaannnnd of the FreeEEEEeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeee 

    she got fucking booed - awesome

  16. Observer 09/16/2008 08:21

    I think the economic principles of differential abilities and comparative advantage is at play here…….

    Those lips are obviously well suited to dick sucking and ball-bag licking than singing.

    Someone get this poor child an advisor.

  17. Huey 09/16/2008 08:23

    Bleeding Gums Murphy's version in the "Dancing Homer" episode of the Simpsons is the GREATEST and showed us that the coloreds like to extend songs with their "gospel" filler…

  18. The Fried Man 09/16/2008 08:25

    Isn't Whitney Houston available for this sht?

  19. Sir Corky 09/16/2008 08:29

    My dog just ran outside and stuck his head in the ground like an ostrich. That was horrible. I had to look up who the hell she was, and what do you expect from the bitch that gave us "whine up?" She clearly was just trying to prove that a dance/techno girl could sing. She failed.

  20. someoneluvsu 09/16/2008 08:30

    It could have been worse…. It could have been a duet with Jessica Simpson  

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