09.04.2008 YOU’RE NOT HELPING

Bristol Palin, the 17-year-old daughter of Republican vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin, has been having a tough time lately, with scoundrels online and in the media calling her derogatory names, so it’s nice to see some highly respected celebrities are unafraid to show their support.  The Washington Post says…

We're now skating the fine line between fact and satire: Jamie Lynn Spears — the 17-year-old lil' sis of Britney who had a daughter in June — has sent a baby gift to 17-year-old Bristol Palin because she, like, totally KNOWS what's it's like to be a celebrity unwed mother.
Spears called Beverly Hills baby boutique Petit Tresor looking for something nice (but not THAT nice; $100 or less) and settled on white burp cloths with pink writing, a spokesman for the store confirmed today. The package, with a note reading, "Dear Bristol: Hang in there……xoxo, Jamie Lynn" was shipped off to the Alaska Capitol building.

You know those African tribes that sew girls vagina's shut?  I'm just puttin it out there.

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  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 09/04/2008 08:16

    Regarding Bristol Palin: I would totally tap her ANWR oil reserve.

    I'll be here all day folks, thank you.

  2. Brandon103 09/04/2008 08:18

    caught this on funny or die today. i voted funny.

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b8c102be3e

  3. Just the Tip 09/04/2008 08:18

    "celebrity unwed mother"?  Uhhh… wrong & worng.  Both counts.

  4. Just the Tip 09/04/2008 08:19

    Times 3 apparently, because I CAN'T FUCKING TYPE!

  5. Paleomiz 09/04/2008 08:20

    has sent a baby gift to 17-year-old Bristol Palin

    Fuck gifts–buy these stupid bitches some birth control

  6. ososexilexi 09/04/2008 08:22

    Sweet. As if the public weren't already making the connection. Expect the gift to be returned to sender via the Secret Service with a stern warning to steer clear. Well, at least until after the elephants steam roll another election. Then Bristol will be on the cover of In Touch Weekly, commando for the world to see and hitting the club circut with the Spears sisters.  

  7. dirtydiane 09/04/2008 08:23

    How's that Abstinence Only education workin' out for ya, Gov'na?

  8. RemSteale 09/04/2008 08:24

    It still amazes me that the arguement people use against teaching sex education in schools is that it would encourage the youngsters to experiment. Hello…..

  9. ohmwrecker 09/04/2008 08:24

    That is one sweet ass I'm looking at.

  10. Just the Tip 09/04/2008 08:24

    "Then Bristol will be on the cover of In Touch Weekly, commando for the world to see…" 

    Sooo… would that be helping your cause Lexi, or set it back a bit?

  11. ososexilexi 09/04/2008 08:25

    I don't know about you guys … but I'm totally voting Lynn Spears '12.  

  12. Brandon103 09/04/2008 08:27

    "Total abstinence is so excellent a thing that it cannot be carried to too great an extent. In my passion for it I even carry it so far as to totally abstain from total abstinence itself." ~Mark Twain

  13. ososexilexi 09/04/2008 08:28

    Why didn't McCain just nominate elisabeth hasselbeck? Same fucking difference.

  14. dirtydiane 09/04/2008 08:29

    Remember being a kid?  When your parents told you NOT to do something…what's the first damn thing you went and did?  Right.

    I don't know how many times my momma told me to stop taking off all my clothes and running around in the front yard.  At least now I keep my antics confined to my house…perhaps accidentally leaving the blinds or drapes open…oops!

  15. Slaappy got fingerbanged 09/04/2008 08:30

    “settled on white burp cum cloths with pink writing”

  16. RemSteale 09/04/2008 08:30

    Diane, you are such a tease….

    :-) 

  17. RemSteale 09/04/2008 08:30

    Diane, you are such a tease

  18. RemSteale 09/04/2008 08:31

    Damn it, I hate double posting

  19. ohmwrecker 09/04/2008 08:32

    Diane,

    Where is your house exactly? 

  20. JamieLynn 09/04/2008 08:34

    I was tryin to be nice cuz I do KNOW wut its like

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