10.28.2008 A LITTLE SOMETHIN FOR THE LADIES…

Zac Efron and his awesome girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens were in Hawaii over the weekend for some friends wedding.  I guess that’s the kind of guy she’s into.  Some girls find that type attractive I guess. I don’t get it but whatever.  If she’s ready to upgrade, I'm right here baby.  I was All-State in Push-Ups and French Kissing in HS, then went on to win the Admiral Bull Halsey Award for Achievements in Ass-Kicking while at the Naval Academy. And not just because of my awesome level of racism against enemies of the United States.  These model type guys look pretty smug walking around the house in their underpants.  Maybe a karate attack will take the blush out of those cheeks.  HI-YA!


(153) Comments

  1. Slaappy got fingerbanged 10/28/2008 06:52

    Zac ee like the Fist ee

  2. ham sandwich 10/28/2008 06:53

    You can see he is dreaming about the buff dude off camera in the banner pic. What a rump ranger.

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/28/2008 06:54

    Hey Zac, I've seen your girlfriend's vagina.

  4. DB's Treasure 10/28/2008 06:55

    I'm not gonna give that guy shit for having his pants down too far cause I know for a fucking FACT that if I looked like that I'd be walking around with lesser clothes and my dick completely out. 

  5. Perry 10/28/2008 06:55

    He's dreamy!!!!!  Where are more pictures of her?

  6. Long_Duk_Dong 10/28/2008 06:55

    pull up your pants you fucking w…..

    i can't do it… i have a new found respect for Paps generation and can no longer make fun of their completly fucked idea of this world….sorry that slipped

  7. Long_Duk_Dong 10/28/2008 06:57

    DB - I agree… I would walk around with mine swingin too

  8. Lance @ FilmDrunk 10/28/2008 06:57

    Yes, as the late Bernie Mac would say, "Pull up your goddamned pants!"

  9. dirtydiane 10/28/2008 06:58

    Why do I want to look at a gay man and his fag hag strolling the beach?

  10. Paparazzi Sniper 10/28/2008 06:59

    this is gay. 

    How about something for the girls.  Let the Cougars or LDD drool over this guy.  Gimme that new Amy Whinehouse photo with her wering the turbin. 

  11. Jessica_Fangirl 10/28/2008 07:00

    Uhm…I'm a girl and I think I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw that gross stick on my screen.  I humbly request some Milo V from Heroes or more shirtless Statham.  They actually look like men.  It's a nice change. 

  12. SuperB 10/28/2008 07:00

    aww baby you DO look like that with no clothes on.

  13. grubber 10/28/2008 07:01

    why are we talking about people who haven't got enough brains to dress in the right sizes?

    pap: you're right on this one. this does not excite me at all..

  14. Long_Duk_Dong 10/28/2008 07:01

    yeah I am drooling over him…that's what happened when i knocked his ass out..stood on his back as I ate vanessa out on the beach picnic table

    pap and her douchebaggery continues

  15. SashyBash 10/28/2008 07:02

    Yeah, he does nothing for me.  Sorry man.

  16. grubber 10/28/2008 07:02

    JF: statham in deathrace is too buff. there is nothing natural about that muscles. but he's a guy's actor, so I'm good.

  17. Long_Duk_Dong 10/28/2008 07:02

    SuperB - DB wouldn't answer on the last thread but it sure sounds like you guys are bumping uglies

  18. grubber 10/28/2008 07:03

    LDD: post of the day, and no typos! dude, I'm impressed

    *high fives to go around* 

  19. dirtydiane 10/28/2008 07:04

    the term cougar would imply that we ladies are old ugly hags chasing after 18 year old tail.  i think most of us have established that we are not old nor ugly nor hags and i'd venture a guess that most of us like men our own age if not older.  grow the fuck up, pap…you're treading a fine line betwixt amusing and asshole.

  20. DB's Treasure 10/28/2008 07:04

    SuperB, I appreciate that. But you lie like a rug, you know you do ;)

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