Nicolette Sheridan hit the beach in Malibu again yesterday in damn near nothing, and it was every bit as awesome as that sounds. I don't know why she ever wears anything else. In all the Desperate Housewives fan fiction I write, she's in nothing but bikinis. I don’t think it would kill them to film just one.
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nice face.
is that Jenna Jameson?
i heard these pics were photoshoped and then sold to the tabloids.
These pictures give me a boner and I like things that give me a boner.
i sweep the podium bitches! 1,2,3!
please god let me look half that hot when I am her age.
she looks hammered like she likes to get hammered.
please god let me look half that hot when I am her age.* with bigger tits and less collagen looking lips.FIXED!
Id stick it in there.
I guess it's pretty much her full-time job to look good.
Ladies, you won't look that good without working out 3 hours a day (along with having good genes and a high metabolism).
A "face" only a blind man would love…
in pic 4,
she looks like she just dug out of her own beach burial and poured a glass of chard. i.e. fuckin bitch looks like death in a kini and it ain't fuckin right.
<–She and I would get along just fine, for about a minute.
i'd fuck her after a fifth of ancient age and 6 loritabs.
I'd fuck anything after a fifth of ancient age and 6 loritabs.
Hide your donkey Tengo.
What is this man doing? Ladies and gentler ladies, as we speak, I'm getting my massive sap-filled prick sucked off by a French-Canadian university student.
Where's the guy who always gets on Doctress's tits about every little thing she says? I bet he's really jealous right now. My prick is so livid! Suck, wank, or fuck! It's fit to split her walls!
Have you ever blown the bottom out of a mayo jar with your load?
I step forward and say it: Yes she looks nice, but where is Michael?
/* Sings How Am I Supposed To Live Without You */
saw her on tv a few weeks ago and she looked like the freekin cryptkeeper
hella nice ass, tho
my prick's not that livid. it's rigid and does deadpan jokes while it pounds like a meat mallet in the hands of a serial killer. but not livid.
fancy though.