JAMIE LYNN IS PREGNANT AGAIN

By brendon October 08, 2008 @ 6:06 AM

This story is going to seem kind of hard to believe, but just remember that it's about Jamie Lynn Spears, the girl who let guys fuck her bareback while she was pregnant because, as she put it, "I can't get pregnant again".  Oh the irony.   

Jamie Lynn Spears has another bun in the oven, The NATIONAL ENQUIRER is reporting exclusively – and her pals are begging her to abort.
In a blockbuster world exclusive, The ENQUIRER has learned Spears is now expecting for the second time – a mere three months after giving birth on June 19 to baby Maddie Briann.
 “Jamie Lynn is about eight weeks pregnant, and she and her mom Lynne are hysterical,” revealed a close source.  “Neither of them knows what to do, but for now they’re trying to keep the news from getting out.”
 “Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,” said the close source. “She’d expected to have her period by early September.” A home pregnancy test came back positive and Jamie Lynn cried her eyes out, said the source.

You may or may not be able to get pregnant while breast-feeding, I don’t know, I'm not a doctor, but you know an awesome way to not get pregnant?  Don’t have idiot hillbilly teens cum inside of you.  Facials are more than just compelling television and the best way to gauge how cool a girl is, you know.

(116) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/08/2008 06:25

    Wow, what a slut, I love it.  Her snatch is like an open house.

  2. Rick (with a silent P) 10/08/2008 06:26

    From Zoey 1o1 to Zowie #2…way to go…Lynne Spears for (Grand)Mom of the Year…

  3. dirtydiane 10/08/2008 06:27

    TAKE THAT, SARAH PALIN!

  4. Lil'Yimmy Norton 10/08/2008 06:28

    Where was this chick when i was in high school? She prob would have never talked to me, but whatever. What a go'er

  5. Slaappy got fingerbanged 10/08/2008 06:29

    Is it not yet common knowledge that all females are real fertile after giving birth? Oh maybe the South should pass that info on?

  6. Dirty Hairy 10/08/2008 06:29

    MY BOYS CAN SWIM!

  7. PollyAnna 10/08/2008 06:30

    So she is fitting in with the rest of the girls her age in that part of the country then.

  8. RemSteale 10/08/2008 06:30

    Neither of them knows what to do

    Stop fucking bareback?

  9. JamieLynn 10/08/2008 06:30

    It's true.  =)  What can I say?

  10. Hell No 10/08/2008 06:31

    Slut!

  11. PollyAnna 10/08/2008 06:31

    Next time, honey, say "wear a condom"

  12. Peter Dragon 10/08/2008 06:31

    AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  13. Evil Malcom Norris 10/08/2008 06:34

    Hillbilly Bob 2 – White Trash 0

  14. PollyAnna 10/08/2008 06:34

    This means that she didn't even wait six weeks to heal completely before letting the guy have a go at her.

  15. Paparazzi Sniper 10/08/2008 06:34

    B.    You showed have posted the clip of her mom saying "Look everything is just fine"  and looped it over and over again.  Then you could have done little inserts of Brit in the video eating kfc…….ya know …like they did on Fight Club?

  16. dirtydiane 10/08/2008 06:38

    Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding.

    And I still believe that Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny are real.

  17. Brandon103 10/08/2008 06:38

    Don’t have idiot hillbilly teens cum inside of you

    Fuck you BrEnd0n, I'm not a teen anymore

  18. PollyAnna 10/08/2008 06:38

    Catfight when Britney realizes Jamie is stealing her spotlight again.

  19. RemSteale 10/08/2008 06:39

     “Jamie Lynn believed she couldn’t get pregnant while she was breast-feeding,”

    Do you even have sex education in the states? 

  20. The Stig 10/08/2008 06:40

    Holy shit, does Jamie Lynn know my wife's cousin?? That loony bitch thinks her birth control pills still work while she's taking antibiotics.

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