MADONNA “DEFINITELY” WITH A-ROD

The news that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting divorced comes on the hells of nagging rumors about the relationship between Madonna and New York Yankees third basemen Alex Rodriguez, who is also in the process of getting a divorce.  ARod was seen coming and going from Madonnas New York apartment on several occasions beginning in July, and while the two have insisted they are simply friends, Us magazine quotes a source today claiming they are "definitely romantic".

"Guy is not involved in this equation," the insider tells Usmagazine.com. "With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year – they have been privately separated."An A-Rod source tells Us, "A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever."Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."The source tells Us six days ago that Madonna — who dined with Rodriguez Oct. 2 at Dos Caminos in NYC — "has agreed to be discreet about her relationship with A-Rod until her tour ends and a divorce is announced."

This is so weird.  Rodriquez is 33 and so rich he could roll around on bags of money like Scrooge McDuck if he wanted to.  Madonna is 50 and, between her cold clammy skin and the way she uses eye shadow, she looks like something that just climbed out of a well.  Add to all that the fact she’s been a whore for 35 years now.  Can you even feel anything in there at this point?  Humping her must feel like you’re fucking the curtains.