10.15.2008 MADONNA “DEFINITELY” WITH A-ROD

The news that Madonna and Guy Ritchie are getting divorced comes on the hells of nagging rumors about the relationship between Madonna and New York Yankees third basemen Alex Rodriguez, who is also in the process of getting a divorce.  ARod was seen coming and going from Madonnas New York apartment on several occasions beginning in July, and while the two have insisted they are simply friends, Us magazine quotes a source today claiming they are "definitely romantic".

"Guy is not involved in this equation," the insider tells Usmagazine.com. "With or without A-Rod, Madonna and Guy haven't been 'together' for over a year - they have been privately separated."
An A-Rod source tells Us, "A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever.
"Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna's in."
The source tells Us six days ago that Madonna — who dined with Rodriguez Oct. 2 at Dos Caminos in NYC — "has agreed to be discreet about her relationship with A-Rod until her tour ends and a divorce is announced."

This is so weird.  Rodriquez is 33 and so rich he could roll around on bags of money like Scrooge McDuck if he wanted to.  Madonna is 50 and, between her cold clammy skin and the way she uses eye shadow, she looks like something that just climbed out of a well.  Add to all that the fact she’s been a whore for 35 years now.  Can you even feel anything in there at this point?  Humping her must feel like you’re fucking the curtains.

(188) Comments

  1. Woodman 10/15/2008 09:41

    Who gives a shit?

  2. The Fried Man 10/15/2008 09:41

    FIST YOU FCKERS

  3. The Fried Man 10/15/2008 09:41

    FCK!

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/15/2008 09:42

    Ew, gross. I can only imagine what Madonna’s snatch looks, tastes, feels and smells like and I bet it’s not pretty.

  5. The Fried Man 10/15/2008 09:42

    Here's a simple explanation for why these two are kindred spirits…the love themselves more then anything in the world.  Have a great life you fcktards.

  6. leftnutofjesus 10/15/2008 09:44

    it wouldn't be like fucking the curtains cuz her beef curtains would probably make you think you were inside of a meat locker when you put your head between her legs.

    i'd like to imagine a queef that puffs out a cloud of neon green smoke.

  7. ham sandwich 10/15/2008 09:45

    If these two bought the farm together that would just about make my week.

  8. Otis Fenchlark 10/15/2008 09:45

    He just wants to use her vag for a batting cage.

  9. Omnipotent Supernatural Being 10/15/2008 09:45

    he could get supermodel pussy.

    why does he want grandma pussy?

  10. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 10/15/2008 09:45

    You guys need to keep it down a bit.  With ears that big, I know he can hear you.  Damn, them things are huge.  What's that joke about car doors or something?

  11. bonniekay 10/15/2008 09:47

    FUCK i suppose that means this "fag hag" will be slopping up USA publicity daily.

    On another note, can u imagine what a BORING fuck either one of these twits would be?

  12. Omnipotent Supernatural Being 10/15/2008 09:48

    LNOJ

    rolling

    on

    floor

    laughing

    omfg.

  13. bonniekay 10/15/2008 09:48

    LNOJ, if u didn't try so hard to be the most vulgar, maybe your posts would make more sense.

  14. Retardo Montalban 10/15/2008 09:50

    I did not know there was more than one hell?  

    "…comes on the hells of nagging rumors…"

                             ^ hells?

  15. Omnipotent Supernatural Being 10/15/2008 09:51

    in other news, i don't think brangelina has broken up. but i'm holding onto my fantasy dream that brad will dump the kids and vampire woman.

    because i'm a woman obessed.

    i'm hoping like the whole "benifer" curse.

  16. CakeSniffer 10/15/2008 09:55

    Ugh.  Must be like an old gunny sack.

  17. POOLMAN 10/15/2008 09:56

    she just wants to use his bats for her own batting practice…if you know what I mean….pleasuring that hell hole she calls a vag…would probably have to use the bat weights also for more girth

  18. POOLMAN 10/15/2008 09:57

    help me find my keys and we will drive out

     

  19. Paleomiz 10/15/2008 09:57

    Proof that steroids make you retarded

  20. Paparazzi Sniper 10/15/2008 09:58

    in other news, i don't think brangelina has broken up. but i'm holding onto my fantasy dream that brad will dump the kids and vampire woman. 

     It would be better if he was caught of camera saying how he hates Angleina and would rather be on the beach tanning, and drinking with jenifor aniston chin then being dragged around third world countries with these nigger children.   A bonus would be him saying "he would like to nail there balls to the floor"  a la jesse jackson

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