It may seem cruel that Madonna would cheat on her husband Guy Ritchie with New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, then dress up Guys son Rocco in Yankees gear on a day trip in front of photographers, but keep in mind, Guy did make the mistake of not liking her goofy religion that sells you magic water. So, when you think of it like that, it's hard to deny that Guy had this coming.
kabala bukkake. You heard it here first.
Thanksss for that soooooooooooo important info
The kid should be executed simply because he's wearing Crocs.
what a huge cunt. really I hope he takes every penny she has fucked out of the public for so long
I wonder if b would stop talking about this bitch, would she just go away? Of course, I don't expect either of those things to happen any time soon.
So, I'll be in my cave, imagining my power animal.
Where did those pictures come from?
They are amazing.
Who wears short shorts?
Rocco wears short shorts.
If I was Madonnas soon to be ex-husband I would be fucking terrified by the thought that she will be allowed to spend time with my son … alone.
Madonna you are toast
Poor kid. The best he'll do is end up like Nick Hogan — drive-by killer, anal fuck toy, total douche — but richer.
Didn't she let her daughter name him when he was born? That's how he got such a goofy name in the first place. Poor kid…
Who's the dude he's with, anyway? Some random bodyguard? Way to be parents, you two.
I just drank a bottle of yellow tail and hit some of the jah and i still can't comprehend why we're talking about this.
The kid doesn't even have that great of an ass. I mean DAAAAAMN.
As a Red Sox fan I am very happy to hear the Yankees' best player will be shacking up with Madonna in the future. Hopefully she can do for his career what she did for Guy's.
Madonna has never cared about the negative side of her public image. Remember that spread in Playboy in the 80s with what looked like a porcupine growing from each armpit?
There is going to be a many, many years of therapy for this kid -and by therapy I mean drugs and booze, and by many years I mean the rest of his life.
Apparently, she doesn't seem to care that her kid runs like a homo. Does he have charms in his Crocs too?
FB, and by "the rest of his life" you mean the 10 years he has remaining until he crashes his motorcycle into a tree at a beaming 130mph while high on meth?
Poor kid is making an emergency visit to the Mexican Mall Doctor to have yet another 'Atomic Wedgie' removed.
He better get use to it if that Voodoo slag casts a spell on his daddy too.
in that case, I've been in therapy for most of my life.
And I had a pretty good childhood.
There's restraints and DTs in his future.
DB - true, very true.