10.22.2008 NEW GUNS AND ROSES

After hearing the leaks and samples and concert stuff, I think most people have scaled back their expectations for "Chinese Democracy" (the album, not the concept), but there’s a new single online today, and it’s actually not bad.  Although I can't really compare it to Axl's previous stuff.  I wasn’t allowed to listen to Guns and Roses because rock music is how the devil gets into your genitals.  My figurine of Jesus building a birdhouse adds, "Idle Hands are the Devils Workshop."



(192) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 10/22/2008 08:51

    FISTING bitches since 1983

  2. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 10/22/2008 08:51

    Axl, pre-Botox, was the shit.

  3. Brandon103 10/22/2008 08:53

    Axl has, and always will, lick fat hairy nutsacks

  4. RemSteale 10/22/2008 08:53

    Axl has braids. Why?

  5. Deechronic 10/22/2008 08:55

    now how much putty poo you think he's had..?

  6. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 10/22/2008 08:55

    Mr. Brownstone?  Night Train?  Those did, and always will, kick ass

  7. Dirty Hairy 10/22/2008 08:56

    Everyone who DOESN'T give a rat's ass…free-base off a piece of aluminum foil!

  8. Just the Tip 10/22/2008 08:56

    Great… now Sebatian Bach is really going to think he can revive Skid Row and quit the Reality TV Circuit.

  9. Paleomiz 10/22/2008 08:56

    First Guns-n-Roses, then AC/DC. How can I play classic rock if these bastards keep making new music?

  10. Hand Love 10/22/2008 08:57

    Shit tacos!!! This shit won't last… Rose is going to fuck things up again.

    Slash is half black.

  11. psychopathicwolf 10/22/2008 08:57

    Holy shit it sounds good…my mind has been blown once again.

  12. The Fried Man 10/22/2008 08:57

    This guy single handily wrecked the greatest rock band from the late 80s and early 90s.  There is no way this is going to be up to expectations.  And expectations are for a big pile of steaming crap, so what does that say about what I think of it?

  13. SuperB 10/22/2008 08:58

    Axl has braids. Why?

     

    Honey those are extensions

  14. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 10/22/2008 08:59

    The classic rock stations in these parts play Pearl Jam.  Granted, I dig Pearl Jam, and the songs are classics.  But I don't think of them as classic rock.  Makes me feel old.

  15. Just the Tip 10/22/2008 09:00

    The fact that GnR & AC/DC is even on classic rock stations kinda bothers me.  Maybe AC/DC… they have been around a while, but I can't get into hearing "Sweet Child O' Mine" right after The Doors.

    Love 'em both, but I bought GnR as a kid… not snag it from my parents.

  16. dirtydiane 10/22/2008 09:00

    I want to poke him in the puffy botoxed cheeks with dirty needles.

  17. RemSteale 10/22/2008 09:00

    He's bald SuperB?

  18. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/22/2008 09:00

    Almost didn't make it through the shitty intro but the rest as alright I guess.

  19. Paleomiz 10/22/2008 09:01

    Honey those are extensions

    This guy used to wear Spandex shorts on stage. Did he really think he needed to be more gay?

  20. RemSteale 10/22/2008 09:06

    Well, he did go a bit overboard on the homophobia thing Doc. No smoke wihout fire I guess

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