Even at the age of 44, Nicollette Sheridan won the bikini contest this weekend in Malibu, as she pranced around the beach and put to shame the bodies of girls half her age. This whore has been super hot for like 25 years now. She really should be more famous, but from like 1990 to 2004, she was in nothing but ridiculously stupid movies. Like, they would, like for some reason a pig had to be an FBI agent, and she was some guys partner. And that guy and her and Mr Pickles would have to stop the governor from getting shot or something. I just made all that up but I bet it's pretty close.