Almost exactly two months ago, "Hairpsray" star Nikki Blonsky was arrested at an airport on the Turks and Caicos Islands after getting into a fist fight with Americas Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden. Details have been scarce since then, but now Golden tells of that fateful day in shocking, vagina kicking detail. People magazine says…
Golden says (she) was returning from a family reunion for her dying grandfather when Nikki Blonsky became "very rude to my aunt."
An argument erupted between Blonsky's and Golden's families, then Blonsky's father Carl "punched my mom."
"He knocked her out," says Golden. "He hit my mom with such force she stumbled back and when she stumbled back the whole family got up and attacked my mom."
Then, when her mother was on the ground, Nikki "takes her foot and kicks my mom in her vagina, and that's when my mom fell out completely," says Golden.
"When Nikki kicked my mom I went and grabbed her arm and she grabbed my earring," says she. "Her mom sat on her to get her off of me cause her mom saw what was happening and that was that."
Golden says her mother was airlifted to the hospital with internal bleeding, a broken nose and a fractured skull.
"Her face is still black and blue," she says.
Okay, look I don’t mean to paint with too broad a brush, but if a story starts with a black woman at some kind of counter, I’m already skeptical that she’s the innocent victim. Black woman love yelling at people behind counters, usually about respect. Also, fat people aren’t exactly known for their sudden movement and deadly punching power. They’re known for pants with elastic waistbands and clutching their chest as they fight for air. They’re not bears.
Their treadmills are collecting dust…….cheeto dust.
I kick her in the vag if I knew what time zone on that continent of a body it was in
I would say she should have kicked her in the cunt right back but she probably would have difficulty finding it in the various folds of fat and huge gunt covering hers.
Her mom sat on her
There are no words to describe that phrase….NONE.
the treadmills disintegrated after one foot hit, db.
her vag is in Djibouti. East of where the only man, Mugabe, that could save it from surviving the ethnic cleansing it should get.
besides, i'd be jealous too if another fatty stole my tits and teeth without even giving me a couple twinkie suppositories.
Then, when her mother was on the ground, Nikki "takes her foot and kicks my mom in her vagina, and that's when my mom fell out completely," says Golden.
"Her face is still black and blue," she says.
That must have been some kick…
"Her face is still black and blue," she says.
Wasn't her face black at the outset?
What fell out? Her uterus?
Probably not, Rick. There's just a lot of inertia with all that fat…once you get it moving, it's pretty forceful.
the one on the right's armpit crease resembles a lingerie-clad pussy with a gothic tattoo on the lawn.
if my college buddy doesn't fly back to orlando soon, i'm gonna start beating off to things like that.
and he gets mad when we asked him to walk around the block or go to the bar for an hour(or 3).
it's a studio apartment. i warned him.
speaking of fatties, i need to give him a bottle of tequila and send him to a rap club and steer him toward "the stables".
db knows where they are.
How do you know she is black? How about a pic of the attacker? Just because you watch americas top model does not mean we all do. For all i know that picture is of Vanessa Hudgeons chubby sister and her mom….
Is there anything more annoying than loud, fat white women?
I thought wearing black was supposed to be slimming.
And she puts the at in fat.
It's weird, but I'm just being honest when I say I would fck Nikki Blonsky. She looks like she would be a lot of fun to ride. I've never been with a fat chick before but it looks soft and cushiony.
i am 33…not including my own, i have had 6 moms sit on me …not at the same time and over the last 10 years i would guess…hey, everybody needs a hobby
and as for the banner pic…I didn't realize the Michelin Man had a family…
Not only will she kick you in the vadge…she will consume all of the food your entire family has in their collective refrigerators.
Sweet http://www.punchacunt.com is still available. I have a business proposal for you Fat Penguin Media.
not including my own, i have had 6 moms sit on me
There is a name for that and at least a few websites.
Thank God there was only one pic for this one….those two have more chins than a Chinese phone book.