NIKKI BLONSKY WILL KICK YOU IN THE VAG

Almost exactly two months ago, "Hairpsray" star Nikki Blonsky was arrested at an airport on the Turks and Caicos Islands after getting into a fist fight with Americas Next Top Model contestant Bianca Golden.  Details have been scarce since then, but now Golden tells of that fateful day in shocking, vagina kicking detail.   People magazine says…

Golden says (she) was returning from a family reunion for her dying grandfather when Nikki Blonsky became "very rude to my aunt."An argument erupted between Blonsky's and Golden's families, then Blonsky's father Carl "punched my mom.""He knocked her out," says Golden. "He hit my mom with such force she stumbled back and when she stumbled back the whole family got up and attacked my mom."Then, when her mother was on the ground, Nikki "takes her foot and kicks my mom in her vagina, and that's when my mom fell out completely," says Golden."When Nikki kicked my mom I went and grabbed her arm and she grabbed my earring," says she. "Her mom sat on her to get her off of me cause her mom saw what was happening and that was that."Golden says her mother was airlifted to the hospital with internal bleeding, a broken nose and a fractured skull."Her face is still black and blue," she says.

Okay, look I don’t mean to paint with too broad a brush, but if a story starts with a black woman at some kind of counter, I’m already skeptical that she’s the innocent victim.  Black woman love yelling at people behind counters, usually about respect.  Also, fat people aren’t exactly known for their sudden movement and deadly punching power.  They’re known for pants with elastic waistbands and clutching their chest as they fight for air.  They’re not bears.