OLD, FAT, UGLY, STUPID, CAN’T SING

My admiration for Guy Ritchie is growing by leaps and bounds with every story of him calling Madonna the grizzled talentless hack she really is.  It always appeared to be a cordial enough marriage, but now stories are coming out saying it was anything but.  Us magazine says…

Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage was plagued by physical and emotional abuse in recent years, friends of the couple reveal in the latest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now."She would taunt Guy, saying, 'I should have married someone like me: strong, hot-blooded, intelligent, ambitious, spiritual,'" reveals a Ritchie source. "Their fights would often get heated. A few times Madonna slapped him or poked him."His reaction? "Guy called her old, fat, ugly and wrinkled and said that she was stupid and couldn't sing," another Madonna pal tells Us.

Us goes on to say that Ritchie is now dating British actress Kelly Reilly, the girl in the pictures below.  She’s definitely an upgrade over Madonna, but Madonna looks like some kind of goblin from Halo, so that’s really not as flattering as it maybe should be.