Guy Ritchie is allegedly telling council that his marriage to Madonna went from bad to worse when she started to plan their sex life, sometimes even weeks in advance, so it wouldn’t interfere with her workout routine or time in the gym. The Daily Mail says
The revelation came as Guy sat down with lawyers to talk over the reasons why he felt the eight-year marriage broke down this week.
A source close to the couple said: 'With her time being so precious to her, and with there being more important things to her like spending three of four hours in the gym every day, it become just another thing in the diary. In the last couple of years, it was all schemed into the diary.
'Guy of course felt this a tremendous turn-off to be at the same level of importance as, for example, her gym sessions and Kabbalah meetings.
'As a consequence, their sex life died more than a year ago. It is no exaggeration to say that they had not shared a bed in a year when the divorce was announced. And when the sex died for them, the marriage was doomed.'
Guy is right to be upset about Madonna doing this. Considering she looks like something you see in fairy tales, baking kids into pies or hiding under bridges, having that gremlin tell me I have to have sex with her next week really can’t be considered anything other than a threat.
(picture source = pacific coast)
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Ewwwwwwwww. Nasty ho.
Well its not Amy whinehouse but close enough….
That close up of her hairy chin and buck-toothed mouth is fucking gross.
That last picture makes me believe that her next husband's name is going to be Wilbur.
mmm… love that sweaty after workout sex, mmm smelly quim
hey, there is nothing wrong with scheduling sex… I do..
Sex: wakeup: shower sex: get ready for work: work: go home for lunch: possible sex on lunch break: go back to work: come home and make dinner: quickie in the bathroom: get ready for bed: sex: sleep: wake up at 2 aM for sex; repeat repeat repeat 24-7
and your saying this is bad?
Terry Thomas teeth…check;
Prince/Boston Blackie gay-ass pencil-thin moustache…check;
Olsen twin vacant stare…check;
hey, Apocalypse…I just found one of your Beasts…call me…
Guy Ritchie is either a super-pussy…..orMadonna is creating these stories.
Talk about fucking fantasy!!! Married people having sex??? How gullible do you think we are guy?
"and your saying this is bad?"
SuperB, for a vision such as yourself, no problem…for She-Beast…BIG problem…she could pencil me in for say…"The Twelfth of Never"…
the last pic actually killed the buzz DD caused, damn it all to hell!
Looking at those pictures, i suppose my sex libido will also die for at least one year
No Doubt Big Smelly,
I was gonna tell Br3nd0n that picture is so wrong, straight fucking disgusting!
that's just fucking nasty. and not in the janet jackson sense of the word.
What a cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunT
She looks like this homeless trani that lives here.
Is this David Spade?
SuperB,
No sex AT WORK? Hrmph… and no it doesnt sound wrong when you talk about it, but you put disgusting old ass dusty cunt mage in your place and it becomes your worst nightmare. Could you imagine that corpse bride crawling up your leg? Thats the shit bad acid trips are made of!!
She couldn't make time for him. OK.
So now she'll have to pay. What a cunt!
I schedule my gym time too. Fuck you all:
Mon 5:30-8:15
Wed 6-7:15
Fri 6-7:15
Sun 9-12
Feel free to break into my house and rearrange the furniture.
Damn OG, you just reminded me of a bad acid trip,….