10.01.2008 SO UNCOMFORTABLE

Anne Hathaway was on David Letterman last night, and of course Dave is like a pit bull with a biting problem and he's not just gonna ask what her favorite color is, so the conversation quickly turned to the arrest of her ex-boyfriend for fraud. And it was so awkward and uncomfortable, the only way it could be any worse is if they did a split screen and showed your mom in a sexy outfit trying to seduce one of your friends. 

(58) Comments

  1. psychostyly 10/01/2008 10:42

    Is this the chick that likes rump pumpin'?

  2. Philip 10/01/2008 10:43

    So, Anne, you went on David Letterman and expected him to talk about puppies or ask you to describe Barack Obama's limpid blue eyes? She's lucky he didn't ask Herr Olbermann from MSNBC to join him for more Raffaelo jokes. 

  3. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/01/2008 10:46

    Goddamn she has an enormous mouth.  That being said I can still produce a mighty fine boner  watching her in Havoc.  As for the awkwardness, I didn't think it was that bad.

  4. Dirty Hairy 10/01/2008 10:46

    The only girls that like teh buttsecks are those that have boyfriends with little wee-wees.

    My wife LOVES IT!

  5. Evil Malcom Norris 10/01/2008 10:49

    Hey that's my pickup line "Hi I am the pope"

  6. DocTroy 10/01/2008 10:50

    Dirt Cock you beat me to it.  How bout them titties in Havoc?  Very nice indeed.

  7. scum 10/01/2008 10:55

    Boring.

  8. The Fried Man 10/01/2008 10:55

    I'll tell you what is uncomfortable…the enormous rock hard erection I get whenever this chick flashes across my computer screen.  And she's attainable…she was with a douche for years.

  9. Jake 10/01/2008 11:09

    Does anybody watch this guy?  DL is a hasbeen and a dumb dick.

  10. pepper 10/01/2008 11:15

    Did he ask her about Anal sex?

  11. dirtydiane 10/01/2008 11:16

    Craig Ferguson kicks Letterman's ass!

  12. DocTroy 10/01/2008 11:18

    holler

  13. Crabbus 10/01/2008 11:20

    THAT’S A PEPPER SHITTER

  14. THE O.G. HATER 10/01/2008 11:20

    DO WHA HUH?

  15. Crabbus 10/01/2008 11:22

    SORRY I REQUIRE THE FUCKING OF SLEEP, THE NIGHT'S BITTER NIPPLE WASTED MY MOJO

  16. pepper 10/01/2008 11:24

    Anne is the one who keeps talking about how she loves Anal sex….my shitter..

  17. Da Girrrl Next Door 10/01/2008 11:25

    She had to have known that he was shady… But, what finally tipped her off?

  18. dirtydiane 10/01/2008 11:29

    Tell me she couldn't see the guy was total Eurotrash?

    I think I just came.  Two Crabbus posts in one day?

  19. leftnutofjesus 10/01/2008 11:33

    i didn't even watch it. too stoned and i got a session for cadillac, but I would like to remind you that

    She sucked some douche off on his yacht.  We saw the pictures.

    Does she lose points for the guying being a douche? No.  It's expecting.

    Does he get points for getting head from that bitch on his yacht while talking on the cell phone about stock in Dubai? 

    Majorly motherfuckers.  and a bonus "bend-her-over-the-rail-and-crush-guts-like-leo-should've-done-kate-instead-of-gay-top-of-the-world-shouting. 

    expected though.

  20. BuddyGroove 10/01/2008 11:47

    That wasn't uncomfortable at all.

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