David Duchovny just completed a six-week stay in a rehab for sexual compulsion, so it may not be surprising to hear that he and Tea Leoni are now separating after 11 years of marriage. What is surprising is that the reason for the split has nothing to do with David having an affair, but because Tea was having an affair with Billy Bob Thornton. What. The fuck. The Daily Mail says…
It was not his 'sexual compulsion proclivity' that caused the break-down of their marriage, but rather his discovery of explicit text messages on her mobile phone sent by actor Billy Bob Thornton.
Through the texts Duchovny found out she had begun a relationship with Thornton.
Billy Bob met Téa when they made a comedy film together earlier this year called Manure.
Thornton, a musician with his own band, has been seen with Téa at his gigs. 'She even helps him load and unload his truck,' says a friend of the couple.
If you make a list of the gold-medal winning ass Billy Bob Thornton has gotten his hands on, it would be as impressive as any list you’d ever see. It may even rival my own. Reporters from LA and NY will tell you I'm only an urban legend, but follow the trail of broken hearts to sororities in the south and you’ll discover my erotic adventures are all too real.
That's fucking disgusting.
His dick must have a tractor beam installed on it.
Billy Bob? are you serious? I thought he shriveled up and blew away. The "'sexual compulsion proclivity" story sounded so much cooler!
Ewwww. Just ewwww. We need some tits
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Mmmm…flaming red head with the huge tits (again)…wait Billy Bob what? It's date rape drugs…gotta be date rape drugs…
Now she seems just like the whore she played in Spanglish. Yeah, I watched it. The dog was cute.
I'm convinced Billy Bob's ejaculate is made up of ecstasy and Louie Vuitton bags. How does that guy score so much ace?
I can understand why she'd want to fuck Slingblade. We're talking about fucking Slingblade here people….
Dirty Santa or X-Files Fag with a midget porn problem?
Doc, those breasts look like they're opening their eyes really wide.
She looks like Splinter from ninja turtles. Like fucking a wolfrat.
Fucking Billy Bob must be like fucking an ashtray, because that's gotta leave a bad taste in your mouth
LNOJ, you have a point. Slingblade kicked ass. And as fugly as Thornton is, I'm sure he overcompensates in the sack. Duchovny looks like he'd probably break down and cry after sex.
He must have a golden dick that gives women orgasms equal to a chocolate binge mixed with a shopping spree. I mean, she loaded and unloaded his truck, that is a satisfied woman, right there.
tea leoni that is.
doc,
for some reason, those titties don't arouse me. they disturb me. i'd rather eat a lot of biscuits and play with my own.
Hopefully this will cleanse your palate
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You know what? This is why women get killed by their husbands.
She was pissing and moaning about how he was wanking it in front of the computer. And of course she neglected to mention that he was doing it because the poor fucker wasn't getting any ass. So she humiliates him publicly and makes him enter a sex rehab, possible screwing his career.
Yet, the whole time shes going behind his back and getting banged in every hole by one of the craziest head-case motherfuckers on the planet.
It makes me want to reevaluate my previously negative view on the Islamic practice of stoning adulterous wives…
'She even helps him load and unload his truck'
wicked euphemism
I have a load for Tea.
Ha ha, Tea is a manure groupie. David you have been PAWNED!
As a man, is there anything that would piss you off more?
To have your porn habit called out in front of everyone and be given an ultimatum to get treatment or split, then find your wife- the giver of the ultimatum- being buggered by Billy Bob?
Misogyny will be prosecuted, so cut it out