10.20.2008 THE DIVORCE IS GOING GREAT

The Sun UK reports today that Madonna is telling friends that her 8 year marriage to Guy Ritchie was little more than a sham, and all he cares about now is getting as much as he can from her half-a-billion dollar fortune.  He has told reporters he doesn’t want a dime of her money, but she claims that is far from the truth.

Queen of Pop Madonna, who famously follows the mystical Jewish religion Kabbalah, told a friend: “I’m totally devastated that Guy’s turned out to be such a gold-digger.
“I thought we’d been on a spiritual journey together for the past ten years — but obviously I was wrong. He’s just after my money.
“I’ve worked my ass off for the last 30 years to get what I have, and now this gold-digger wants to take it from me.
“Kabbalah philosophy teaches that you don’t take what you haven’t earned. Well that’s exactly what Guy is doing. He hasn’t earned a penny of it, yet wants to take, take, take.
“He keeps upping his demands — he just wants more, and more, and more from me. It’s unbelievable.”

This sounds really bad but I don’t like Madonna so fuck her.  I hope she looses every dime, I hope she falls off another horse and I hope that stupid African kid steals her soul and traps it in some kind of magical rock.  



(90) Comments

  1. ROTTENCROTCH 10/20/2008 10:27

    FIST!

  2. Eville 10/20/2008 10:28

    He fucking earned it. Spend a minute with this hag and you earn it.

  3. Harenmahkeester 10/20/2008 10:29

    Welcome to another mystical religion, Madge.  It's called Karma!

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/20/2008 10:29

    More like he got sick of you and your bullshit and is now just looking to cash out.

    Can't blame him.

  5. Paleomiz 10/20/2008 10:29

    Taking her money is like fucking the family dog. It's a lot money, but it's still a dog

  6. Cloak 10/20/2008 10:31

    Net worth of half-a-billion? Damn no wonder he stuck around so long. Milk that shit.

  7. Yossarian22 10/20/2008 10:31

    Mark Wahlberg is Awesome. 

  8. ham sandwich 10/20/2008 10:33

    “I’ve worked my ass off for the last 30 years to get what I have, and now this gold-digger wants to take it from me.

    Why is she talking about Barry Obama like this?

  9. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 10/20/2008 10:35

    She said "digger", ham.  Not "niii….."  Oh.  I see what you're sayin'.

  10. Pottz 10/20/2008 10:37

    Fuck Madonna, I hope Guy gets every single cent he can. Let her sit at home with her kid she bought and shave her fucking beard!  Skank.

  11. pepper 10/20/2008 10:38

    This sounds really bad but I don’t like Madonna so fuck her.  I hope she looses every dime, I hope she falls off another horse and I hope that stupid African kid steals her soul

     

    I just hopes she dies! 

  12. HoneySuckle 10/20/2008 10:38

    If Guy Richie fucked her even ONCE (and the little blonde boy is proof that he did), then he more than earned that 60 mil.

  13. DocTroy 10/20/2008 10:38

    He is just a Material Guy.

  14. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 10/20/2008 10:40

    Madonna's blonde head of hair is the most reknowned example of asshole-bleaching I'm aware of.

  15. Slaappy got fingerbanged 10/20/2008 10:42

    How's that Kabbalah karma working for ya Madge?

     

     

  16. Tito's Abdomen 10/20/2008 10:45

    I don't like one single movie of this overrated excuse for a director made. I don't like one single song of this female version of Michael Jackson. I can not stand this voice. They both are into Kabbalah. She stole some boy from Africa and if he didn't particpate he sure as hell did not prevent it. I'm pretty sure they both are unbearable egomaniac fuck-ups. So if it was up to me they can take all of their money, shove it up ass their asses and continue to make their lives one living hell.

  17. leftnutofjesus 10/20/2008 10:46

    Remember the post wear they were walking out of a sex shop in London and he was holding a bad that had a strap-on in it.  Remember?!?!

    b,

    repost it.   

    Who WOULDN'T try to get some of an ugly bitch's millions after letting her pound, fuck, and desolate your rectum while A-Rod watched?

  18. leftnutofjesus 10/20/2008 10:48

    Guy Ritchie's song present by Coolio from his only cd that was worth a fuck with "I'm Kinda High, I'm Kinda Drunk"  on it i.e. my theme song

    Ugly Bitches

    "When I was young,

    I used to have fun,

    fucking with uuuuugly bitches

    but now that i'm old

    i leave the alone

    going from rags to riiiiches"

  19. EdgardoElegante 10/20/2008 10:48

    Kabbalah philosophy teaches that you don’t take what you haven’t earned. Well that’s exactly what Guy is doing.

    Having the mental and physical fortitude to spend 10 years with Madonna is worth AT LEAST half a billion dollars.

  20. JIMBONE JONES 10/20/2008 10:49

    Seeing he's been fuckin a skinny english man behind Madonnas back he shouldnt get anything . What? That was Madonna ?  

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