10.23.2008 UMM … REALLY?

You might be wondering why Kevin Spacey would go all the way to Turkey to receive an award at the little known International Eurasia Film Festival. Um, well, may I present to you their trophy.  I know it's unlikely that he would F himself or his gentleman caller with that thing, but I bet there’s at least a 5 percent chance he will.  Not because gay guys are perverts (they’re probably no more or less so than anyone else) but because Hollywood people are perverts.  He might even just do it as a joke.  Like he’ll say, hey remember the disappearing pencil trick in Dark Knight?  Then he’ll take off his pants.  Ta-da!



(147) Comments

  1. scum 10/23/2008 12:44

    That's a hell of a dildo.

  2. PollyAnna 10/23/2008 12:44

    That's just super. I don't care if he's gay.

  3. PollyAnna 10/23/2008 12:45

    I was just thinking of watching Usual Suspects sometime this week.

     

  4. Mac-Daddy 10/23/2008 12:45

    lmao…wtf???

     

  5. munchkin 10/23/2008 12:45

    haha, oh wow

  6. scum 10/23/2008 12:46

    I got a pair of Golden Globes in my pants.

  7. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 10/23/2008 12:46

    Is that a new Singstar mic on the left?  I want one.  Fuck a bunch of Lips.

  8. ohmwrecker 10/23/2008 12:47

    It's not as much fun to make fun of gay people when they are talented.

  9. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 10/23/2008 12:48

    Are you saying pepper's not talented?

  10. scum 10/23/2008 12:51

    "it's not as much fun to make fun of gay people when they are talented" If they have no talent you homphobic or gay bashing, if they have talent you're just snarky.

  11. ohmwrecker 10/23/2008 12:51

    I don't think you have to be gay to want to stick that thing somewhere.

  12. ham sandwich 10/23/2008 12:52

    Are you saying Kevin Spacey IS talent?  My yamsack did a better Lex Luthor than he did, all I had to do was shave.

  13. ham sandwich 10/23/2008 12:53

    talent = talented

  14. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 10/23/2008 12:53

    The trophy looks like a Lil' Jon diamond-encrusted pimp dildo.  

     

    WHAT!?!  OKAYYYYYY!

  15. Observer 10/23/2008 12:54

    I did ask this on the Angelina Jolie thread…..but I'm still curious.

    Which begs the question…..in a male homosexual encounter…..who should come first …..the chicken or the egg?

     Could you gay male posters please let me know the etiquette…….in case ummm…..hmmmmm….well in case a friend of mine needs to know.

     

  16. DB's Treasure 10/23/2008 12:56

    No we're giving shit to Kevin Spacey? That guy is a solid actor.

  17. Observer 10/23/2008 12:56

    The one thing that especially gratifies me about male homosexuals……..?

     

    The can get married now…..and have to suffer like the rest of us.

     

    Happy Halloween boys……the national gay holiday.

  18. Observer 10/23/2008 12:57

    Kevin Spacey???????

    I thought they meant the bald guy up there.

  19. Observer 10/23/2008 12:57

    or was it "balding"

  20. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 10/23/2008 12:58

    I wonder if he can fit the mic and that trophy in that asshole of his.

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