11.17.2008 AMY WINEHOUSE IS AS LUCID AS EVER

Amy Winehouse had a 6-minute chat with some paparazzi guy who just rang her doorbell and asked her questions over the intercom last night. And it was every bit the rambling mess you might imagine. Although I didn’t listen to the whole thing because at the 2:40 mark she starts giggling and it sounds like Gollum and I got pretty freaked out and attacked my notebook then hid under the table.   Even a really expensive one will stop playing videos after a few good whacks. 

(44) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 11/17/2008 08:56

    B…dude…The bile keeps rising…have some pity on us on a Monday…gag…

  2. someoneluvsu 11/17/2008 08:59

    AMY WINEHOUSE IS (on) AS LUCID AS EVER

    Phuckin Phixed

  3. TW 11/17/2008 09:00

    WHY THE FUCK DOES HE DOES THIS AT LUNCHTIME.

  4. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 11/17/2008 09:00

    Appetite suppressant.

  5. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/17/2008 09:01

    I'm no expert but I think Amy has a drug and alcohol problem.

  6. TW 11/17/2008 09:01

    So lucid also means "burnt brain cells beyond recognition" now?
    Cool! I learned something new today. Thanks.

  7. DB's Treasure 11/17/2008 09:05

    The more you know ————–* 

  8. The Fried Man 11/17/2008 09:05

    Somebody please put some cyanide in this chicks coffee….just do it, put her out of her misery.  Would it even kill her at this point or is she like the Wesley in the Princess Bride with a immunity to Iocane powder.

  9. Observer 11/17/2008 09:05

    Yes…..this is a re-post……..

    First of all ……….

    ………her name IS "Winehouse"…..is it not??????

     

     

    Cocaine don't make me crazy,
    champagne don't make me lazy.
    Ain't nobody's business but my own.
    Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
    You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica.
    Ain't nobody's business but my own.

    You can drive your big Cadillac to church on Sunday
    You can hang around the house with your baby on monday
    Ain't nobody's business but your own
    I don't care what in the world that you do
    Long as you do what you say you're going to
    Ain't nobody's business but your own

    Now I know some of you cuties, yeah you real fine cuties
    You gonna step downtown just to hang around
    Standing on the corner so the fellas will stare and say
    oooooooooo,…ain't she sweet

     

    You can walk downtown in your birthday suit
    I see you comin out of the bank with a whole lotta loot
    Ain't nobody's business what you do
    They say cocaine is for horses, that it ain't for men
    The doctor said it'll kill me but he won't say when
    Ain't nobody's business but my own

     

     

     

    I hope Winehouse covers this on her next album

     

  10. TW 11/17/2008 09:07

    In case anyone's interested, I'm having sushi and some Key Lime Cheesecake I made. That is all.

  11. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 11/17/2008 09:07

    Sounds good. I'm having the same.

  12. DB's Treasure 11/17/2008 09:07

    I got about 20 seconds into it and just shut it off. I'd rather hear my parents fucking each other than 6 minutes of listening to Amy. 

  13. Rick (with a silent P) 11/17/2008 09:09

    "I got about 20 seconds into it and just shut it off. I'd rather hear my parents fucking each other than 6 minutes of listening to Amy. "

    DB, I second that…and both my parents have passed…

  14. DocTroy 11/17/2008 09:15

    Did anybody see the 19th pic in the angel's post?  HOLY SHIT.  Where am I?

  15. POOLMAN 11/17/2008 09:16

    I still have Jan. 10th, 2009 in the death pool

  16. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 11/17/2008 09:18

    LiLo got 'floured' by anti-fur activists. So is someone going to roll her and look for wet spots?

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 11/17/2008 09:23

    "LiLo got 'floured' by anti-fur activists. So is someone going to roll her and look for wet spots?"

    found it…Mr. Ronson's upper lip…gag…

  18. TW 11/17/2008 09:23

    Charlize Theron was named U.N. Ambassador of Peace.
    Can I be the Minister of Hitting That Piece? 

     

  19. Fussy Bitch 11/17/2008 09:26

    I still have Jan. 10th, 2009 in the death pool

    I am not making my decision till she comes out of hiding……if she sees her shadow then she has 6 months to live….if she doesen't see her shadow , well then they are already wheeling her out on a coroner's gurney. 

  20. Tito's Abdomen 11/17/2008 09:31

    She looks like Harpo Marx in the picture.

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