According to the New York Times, Angelina Jolie (who looks disturbingly like Russell Brand in that picture) uses her fame and celebrity status to manipulate her press coverage and get almost complete control over the content in her interviews. All celebrities ask for this, of course, the story here is that Jolie actually gets it.
When Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt negotiated with People and other celebrity magazines this summer for photos of their newborn twins and an interview, the stars were seeking more than the estimated $14 million they received from the deal. They also wanted a hefty slice of journalistic input — a promise that the winning magazine’s coverage would be positive, not merely in that instance but into the future.
According to the deal offered by Ms. Jolie, the winning magazine was obliged to offer coverage that would not reflect negatively on her or her family, according to two people with knowledge of the bidding who were granted anonymity because the talks were confidential. The deal also asked for an “editorial plan” providing a road map of the layout, these people say.
The winner was People. The resulting package in its Aug. 18 issue — the magazine’s best-selling in seven years — was a publicity coup for Ms. Jolie, the Oscar winner and former Hollywood eccentric who wore a necklace ornamented with dried blood and talked about her fondness for knives before transforming herself into a philanthropist, United Nations good-will ambassador and devoted mother of six.
Oh that hot bitch. She was already the sexiest bitch on earth, but it's even hotter to know she's this powerful. It would be like having sex with a superhero, or god. She should get one of those fortresses carved into a mountain, and a big wall of monitors that she can sit in front of in a big egg shaped chair. And she could tap her fingers together and shout After Him You Fools if she sees something on the monitors she doesn’t like. I can't be the only one who is super turned on right now.
Angelina Jolie runs the world and Kanye West is the voice of our generation…
…someone wanna talk me out of using this noose on myself?
I'd be more than happy to let her run my personal Department of Boners, I bet she'd be good at it.
If I were a lesbian I'd sit on her face an be the ruler of the world.
…someone wanna talk me out of using this noose on myself?
just keep it on for a few more minutes…and don't forget "oatmeal" is the safety word, umkay babe
If she runs the world, does that mean we'll all have to get tattoos like in Foxfire? I wouldn't mind, because then I'd get to see them titties up close and personal.
I'd like her to wear a necklace I gave her, and it wouldn't have any blood in it….. hopefully.
"…someone wanna talk me out of using this noose on myself?
just keep it on for a few more minutes…and don't forget "oatmeal" is the safety word, umkay babe"
<—–blushing
Brad looks a little like an Allied Fighter Pilot from the war with that kick-ass 'stache, no?
Saving the world, one spawn or adoption at a time. I'd hate to be any of these kids when they find out they were here just so Angie could save other children in Biafra
Why don't they just just adopt a whole country. Surely they've got the equivalent to a few countries GDP in between the cushions of their couch…
She's got that sexy, I just took a bath in butter, look that Megan Fox always has.
So, she's okay looking and not stupid??
Not much to bitch about really
She looks a little shiny, this adds to my plans of having her naked on a slipandslide covered in ky.
I'd consider strapping one on and letting her have it. Definitely maybe.
…now get back in that kitchen and get me and Maddox a juice box bitch!
I dont know. Sounds like she has got the madonna thing going with all the demands and stuff. So basically she is a bitch that says you can right anything bad about me or i wont seel your magazines. Thats not powerful thats stupid magazine people.
Why go to other countries to save babies?
They could be saving them in the grand old USA…Hey, why don't you save Bronx Mowgli Wentz…
DirtyDiane, she is so powerful, she would take it off of you and use it on your ass
How many more kids before she has a basketball team?
How deep does she need to go on the bench Paleomiz? I think she has a starting 5 now with one back-up