AUBREY O DAY IS GETTIN NAKED

I’m a big supporter of girls making their dreams a reality, especially if their dream is to take all their clothes off and then let someone take pictures.  I would also support it if some hot girls wanted to do me, so as you can plainly see I'm refreshingly open minded.  But let's get back to that first part…

TMZ spies say the Danity Kane has-been spent all day at a Manhattan photo studio doing a spread for Playboy, and we're told hotshot photog Markus Klinko was the guy who had to look at her naked body all day through the lens.  We're hearing there may be cats involved in the shoot — meaning actual lion cubs, not what you're thinking.

I don’t get why everyone is so mean to this girl.  Everyone seems to hate her but me.  Granted, I’ve never heard her sing and I never watched that dumb show, so maybe she's a pain in the ass, but she's hot as hell so whatever.  Hot chicks with big tits are just way more tolerable than regular girls.  That’s not my opinion; it’s a fact, as these beakers and chalkboards with math on them behind me clearly prove.  I don’t know why you’re fighting me on this.  No offense, but you’re kind of making an ass out of yourself here buddy.