11.26.2008 AUBREY O DAY IS GETTIN NAKED

I’m a big supporter of girls making their dreams a reality, especially if their dream is to take all their clothes off and then let someone take pictures.  I would also support it if some hot girls wanted to do me, so as you can plainly see I'm refreshingly open minded.  But let's get back to that first part…

TMZ spies say the Danity Kane has-been spent all day at a Manhattan photo studio doing a spread for Playboy, and we're told hotshot photog Markus Klinko was the guy who had to look at her naked body all day through the lens.  We're hearing there may be cats involved in the shoot — meaning actual lion cubs, not what you're thinking.

I don’t get why everyone is so mean to this girl.  Everyone seems to hate her but me.  Granted, I’ve never heard her sing and I never watched that dumb show, so maybe she's a pain in the ass, but she's hot as hell so whatever.  Hot chicks with big tits are just way more tolerable than regular girls.  That’s not my opinion; it’s a fact, as these beakers and chalkboards with math on them behind me clearly prove.  I don’t know why you’re fighting me on this.  No offense, but you’re kind of making an ass out of yourself here buddy.


(102) Comments

  1. scum 11/26/2008 09:30

    FUCK

  2. scum 11/26/2008 09:30

    BOOBIES RULE.

  3. DB's Treasure 11/26/2008 09:30

    "I don’t get why everyone is so mean to this girl.  Everyone seems to hate her but me."

    My penis and I are far from hating this young talent.  

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/26/2008 09:31

    I'd look at her naked and possibly masturbate to these pictures but seeing as it's Playboy there won't be any shots of her gaping vagina which takes a lot of the shine off of this announcement.

  5. DB's Treasure 11/26/2008 09:31

    ……are her nips cross-eyed in the banner pic?

  6. scum 11/26/2008 09:31

    She so bright, I just might, stop to eat her out.

  7. RemSteale 11/26/2008 09:33

    Boobies! Yay!

    Young Hot Boobies!! Double Yay!!

  8. scum 11/26/2008 09:34

    I hate people that flash the peace sign.

  9. Paleomiz 11/26/2008 09:34

    ……are her nips cross-eyed in the banner pic?

    More like Marty Feldman, I think

  10. ZarouII 11/26/2008 09:34

    These facts of yours intrigue me, I would like to see the math, for I have come to this conclusion myself on many an occasion.  

  11. DB's Treasure 11/26/2008 09:35

    scum, I hate that too, but not as much as girls making kissy faces to the camera. I could seriously bash them over the skull with a shovel and start digging.

  12. Misty_Kasumi 11/26/2008 09:35

    Man, you guys aught to see what she used to look like, and it seem her tits are always cross eyed.

    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/2008/11/24/making-a-pop-star-aubrey-oday-style/

  13. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/26/2008 09:35

    What's up with that black tranny in the background of the banner pic?

  14. DB's Treasure 11/26/2008 09:36

    @ tengo

     

    THERE. BOOBIES. THERE. CASTLE. 

  15. thedudeabides 11/26/2008 09:36

    Scum I prefer to think that is the "V for Victory sign" from WWII because after all, when she shows her tits we all win 

  16. Tengo Jr. 11/26/2008 09:37

    Seriously, that's my daddy.

  17. pepper 11/26/2008 09:37

    What knockers!

  18. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 11/26/2008 09:37

    Good call on the cross-eyed nips, DB.  I'd rather stare at Fussy's, personally.

  19. RemSteale 11/26/2008 09:38

    @ DB, You take the Blonde, I'll take the one with the turban…..

  20. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 11/26/2008 09:39

    The ninja chick on the right looks like Wesley Snipes.  Isn't he supposed to be in jail or something?

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