This is what Audrina Patridge wore as a Halloween costume Friday night, and it was an interesting choice because in no way is this a Halloween costume. It's sort of a peacock but not really. It's really just a normal dress with some whorey eye makeup. What are the odds she’s confusing partridges and peacocks, and was trying to make some clever play on her name? I'm guessing pretty good. It wouldn’t make any sense then either, but keep in mind, Audrina Patridge is an idiot.
WHore!
Really, why is this bitch famous?
What's the female equivalent of a Peacock?
A PeaCunt!
Upper body Crack Whore…….Wait, is Crackwhore one word or two?
I would like to think of it as one word, so you can ask: crackor cleavage?
I'll bet she is a lousy lay.
The kind of chick who testifies against you in court afterwards.
I dissagree with OB. Something tells me she is a total freak and a Squeeler in bed.
Just to be sure, I happily test her out and let all of you know.
SHeit, she looks like a DUMB fuck, no way shes a squeeler, she'd probably be like, "Uhm, do you like, wanna put it in the pooper, or what?""Are you gonna like, uhm, like cum on my face?" Stewpid bitch!
I would still "pluck" her……get it "pluck" rymes with fuck…..get it…..you get it…….DO YOU FUCKING GET IT
I get it, Pool. I would still bugger her artistically. Or at least shove my mentula up her female cleft!
Note to Audrina. Show more cleavage or a nipple or something. People might start to like you.
Who would have thought she could make herself less appealing - Here's to you Audrina you did it!
I'm still waiting for the pic where she bends over. you could push all the ruffles so that can't see anything from the hips up.
even the feathers can't hide her wonky tits!
I'm looking at the pics really hard to see if I can find out what wonky means.
wonka and wanker I know…
wonky=fucked up, grubber darling.
if i were going to actually pay for tits, i think i'd be certain they weren't so incredibly lopsided and miles apart. thankfully, my momma passed on her boobage to me!
I just had a weird picture.
'here daughter, my boobage in a box. use it wisely'
somewhere out there a fashion designer is laughing uncontrollably…"see what I got that stupid bitch to wear!"
Poolman…..
DO YOU FUCKING GET IT
I don't get it…….and I practically beg for it nightly.
(I'm married).
Her taint was artfully dressed as Mahatma Ghandi.