CLOONEY MAY HAVE LOST HIS MIND

I downloaded these because I was hoping Clooney would look ridiculous playing basketball on the set of "Men Who Stare At Goats", but the fact is he doesn’t look too bad.  Not good mind you, but not the spaz I was hoping for either.  "Goats" is about psychic research in the army during the Iraq war, by the way.  I don’t know what angle this movie is taking, but I hope it’s left-wing rambling that makes America and the military look like a bunch of fumbling retards.  All we ever get from Hollywood is patriotic propaganda; it would be nice to see them shine a light on some of our flaws for once.  I bet they wanted to say something bad about our enemy in this one, but any rational person would have to agree that if you eat pork you can't get into heaven and bang the 72 virgins.  Naysayers have tried to say that's not true, but they’re just being racist.

Wow I'm really preachy in the morning.