Protestors associated with PETA stood outside a Borders bookstore last night in LA to yell about Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen, who were on hand to sign copies of their book, "Influence". I don’t know why PETA did this, but I'm gonna guess the Olsens use fur or wear fur or something something soemthing fur. PETA really hates that. Although if the Olsens don't mind spiking little bunnies, I doubt they're gonna mind being called names. As a general rule, if someone spends their day torturing animals, you're gonna have a tough time upsetting them.
I'd protest them because they're so damn skinny. Someone make them a sandwich.
Every time I see these PETA people I have this vision of some dweeb feverishly researching which celebrity wears fur and where they're going to be…I think all those people are mentally ill.
These bitches haven't been fuckable since they were like 14.
I hate those creepy midget zombies. (The Olsens, not PETA. I have no idea whether PETA has many midgets. Or zombies).
I hope the name "Trollsens" catches on.
Isn't this like the second time they've been protested against? Ah fuck it, I'd still shag them.
I still have a full length leather trench, I wonder if that would annoy them enough. Thanks to them assholes in Columbine I can't wear it and carry my folding stock AK-47…ASSHOLES.
To be serious, I hate PETA. They are as bad as greenpeace, the animals are bred for fur so fuck it.
The more I think about it. The gal in black on the right needs to hold up that sign with her shirt off. Her message might be more meaningful to me then.
Fuck PETA god made animals tasty for a reason!
If someone told me that hooking a monkey's brain up to a car battery and frying it might in some minute way help just one human being, then I've got 2 things to tell them.
Red is positive.
Black is negative.
I just hope the place isn't swarmed with homeless people after a dyslexic bum reads Mary Kate and Ashley are for tramps.
"AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room: accept no substitutes."
Yea, the one in black on the right is begging to get titty-fucked. As long as she keeps the creepy mask on; that shit's kinda hot in a weird, "I'm fucking a fantasy creature" kind of way.
People Eating Tasty Animals
Dumb!
It wouldn't surprise me if these two dead eyed loli's were caught setting fire to the homeless… PETA should hire someone to tail them. Me, maybe.
Is that protestor holding a leather purse?????????
Polly- Jackie Brown? That's a good one.
Some day I will also find a cause that I care so passionately about, and I hope that it revolves around the menacing semi that leads me daily.
Fuck PETA and fuck the Olsen twins.
A threesome with those two would be like sticking your dick in a coffin.
On second thought, sign me up for that shit.
sometimes fur is a good thing…like that way you may not get additional time tacked on for that whole "sexual assault of a child" thingy…
I like the appellation "Trollsens"…….
I think the Trollsens are hideously ugly………
If one of them could kill Death Ledger…..then I doubt pouring acid in rabbit's eyes will trouble them.
In honor of PETA's goals……..I killed a chipmunk yesterday while raking leaves…….but I gave it an honorable burial on a tree branch at the back of the yard.
Hope the kids don't notice. Poor Chip and Dale.