11.14.2008 HOLY MOLY

Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima and Karolina Kurkova all got together for a Victorias Secret shoot yesterday, possibly part of the big CBS runway show that airs every December, and I'm not kidding when I say I have absolutely masturbated to pictures that weren’t even half this good.  Lima and Kurkova are okay, but the other two are unbelievable.  All I can think when I look at these is that there’s some shuttle that takes these four from the hotel to the shoot.  So it’s possible that at some point there’s just a van with these four and some goofy teenager behind the wheel.  That dude should go for it.  Just go for broke and see what happens.  Drive the van 60 miles off course to some deserted spot by the river, break the key off in the ignition and then take out some weed.  Because, you know, maybe.

(picture source = splash news)




(118) Comments

  1. Vagina DENTATAAAA 11/14/2008 08:35

    Oh god….

    OH GOD!!!!!11111

    Brb bio 

  2. Long_Duk_Dong 11/14/2008 08:35

    quack bitches'

     

  3. Long_Duk_Dong 11/14/2008 08:36

    mother fucker VAG

     

  4. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/14/2008 08:36

    That is like pussy heaven.

    I bet out of frame there are unicorns prancing around.

  5. RemSteale 11/14/2008 08:37

    There is a God….Who knew?

  6. SashyBash 11/14/2008 08:38

    What's up with the chicks stomach in the brown suit?

     

  7. Rick (with a silent P) 11/14/2008 08:38

    That's my idea of an all-you-can-eat buffet…

  8. Long_Duk_Dong 11/14/2008 08:39

    Sashy - she got a little gas….she needs a good quieefe(SP)

  9. A.M. Lumber 11/14/2008 08:39

    Been there. Done them.

  10. SuperB 11/14/2008 08:39

    :click:

    office door CLOSED

    perfect post for right before I go to booze on lunch break!

  11. pepper 11/14/2008 08:39

    All that pussy and no toe to be seen!   SIGH!

  12. SashyBash 11/14/2008 08:40

    no wonder she's in the back.  put all the hot babes in front!

  13. Long_Duk_Dong 11/14/2008 08:40

    who's the little one with her hair pulled back in the 4th on the 2nd row

  14. DocTroy 11/14/2008 08:41

    GOOD GOD AND BABY JESUS

  15. RemSteale 11/14/2008 08:42

    office door CLOSED

    perfect post for right before I go to booze on lunch break!

    You're a lucky guy DB 

  16. DocTroy 11/14/2008 08:43

    HEY FELLAS!! Get the mother fucking van ready.

  17. Long_Duk_Dong 11/14/2008 08:43

    DOC TROY - BOOGER PRESLEY

  18. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 11/14/2008 08:45

    Not true, pepper.  It's just the kind of toe for the foot guys.  (Not that there are any of those sickos around here.)

    :click:

    office door CLOSED

  19. Rick (with a silent P) 11/14/2008 08:47

    ":click:

    office door CLOSED

    perfect post for right before I go to booze on lunch break!"

    now aren't you glad you had all those Red Bulls?

  20. leftnutofjesus 11/14/2008 08:47

    doctroy,

    it's gassed up and i have plenty of viagra.  cuz i don't know about you fuckers, but i don't mind "corking the bat".

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