Simon Cowell has dated model Terri Seymour for years now, but they broke up a little over a month ago, and despite even a hint of controversy or shenanigans, something the fuck was up. MSNBC says…
Cowell is said to have given Seymour, who he dated for six years, $5 million cash and another $4.6 to buy a Beverly Hills home just before calling it quits, reports Life & Style.
“Terri phoned Simon about six weeks ago and finished it,” his rep told Life & Style, referring to the breakup. “Simon thinks the world of Terri, and that isn’t going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it.”
According to the magazine, Seymour wanted to marry and start a family, whereas Cowell recently said, “I don’t want to marry anyone, because whoever marries me will end up hating me.”
Who the hell just hands out 10 million dollars for no reason? Something is missing from this story because whether you give your ex gf 10 million dollars or a rock whizzing by her head for a going away present, you still get the same in return: not a god damn thing. Granted I haven't tried cash and a house. I have tried an unwanted pregnancy and a fake phone number, and to be honest, they don’t seem to care for that at all.
Hush money so she does not out him for fucking secrest
Translation: I don't want to marry anyone because I'm rich and famous and can bang just about any broad on the planet if I wanted to.
Ooh, Amy to this. It looks like we'll cunt-inue to talk durdenista tittays for a while longer…
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This picture is so Fucking OLD!
Cheaper than burying her in the desert if you take the long view. That stuff can come back to haunt you.
Late to work this morning. Hey, in the cheese steak thread the other day, did somebody mention Tony Luke?
How good of a lay could she have been to buy her off? It's like "Here's 10 million dollars so never have to experience your pussy again"
In other news, I could use 10 million dollars
Wasn't this Monday's news?
Six years and about 10 million between cash & a house…
…and she ends it with a phonecall?
Awesome.
Doc - Maybe Tengo could give you 10 mil. Would you prefer to fuck him again or do you want the money?
He's fucking Seacrest!
I was looking for a nipple-slip there DOC, but I can't seem to find one!
As for Simon, am I the only one who thinks they look like a kids toys sticking in the sand? Simon looks like he's 3 feet tall with those shorts on. What a pud!
That better be a dark C section scar on that wench, cause if that's a happy trail then I expect she's gotta bigger dick than Simon.
I can't stress enough how much I love that picture of Doc's boobies. Perfect camera angle, perfect lighting. Oh, and the subject matter ain't too shabby, neither.
DB, don't C-section scars run horizontally?
10 Million is the going rate in Hollywood for waxing his back and nutsack every week for 6 yrs.
i'm sorry but his life is good. gay rumors or not
"In other news, I could use 10 million dollars"
Doc, hold out for what you're truly worth…then you'd surpass all those dinky third world shiholes…
That better be a dark C section scar on that wench, cause if that's a happy trail then I expect she's gotta bigger dick than Simon.
I was looking at that too…maybe a tattoo removal scar? 10 million for six years is not bad…..you have to imagine for six years, he probbly got to do whatever he wanted with her
As for Simon, am I the only one who thinks they look like a kids toys sticking in the sand? Simon looks like he's 3 feet tall with those shorts on. What a pud!
The whole picture has a funny perspective; big leaves, massive rock wall and tiny people who do look like wedding cake toppersor or kids toys with a cigarette.