November 6, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Simon Cowell has dated model Terri Seymour for years now, but they broke up a little over a month ago, and despite even a hint of controversy or shenanigans, something the fuck was up.  MSNBC says…

Cowell is said to have given Seymour, who he dated for six years, $5 million cash and another $4.6 to buy a Beverly Hills home just before calling it quits, reports Life & Style.“Terri phoned Simon about six weeks ago and finished it,” his rep told Life & Style, referring to the breakup. “Simon thinks the world of Terri, and that isn’t going to change. He also understands her reason for ending it.”According to the magazine, Seymour wanted to marry and start a family, whereas Cowell recently said, “I don’t want to marry anyone, because whoever marries me will end up hating me.”

Who the hell just hands out 10 million dollars for no reason?  Something is missing from this story because whether you give your ex gf 10 million dollars or a rock whizzing by her head for a going away present, you still get the same in return: not a god damn thing.  Granted I haven't tried cash and a house.  I have tried an unwanted pregnancy and a fake phone number, and to be honest, they don’t seem to care for that at all. 

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