11.20.2008 JENNIFERS CRAZY STALKER SEEMS NICE

Jennifer Garner today received a permanent restraining order against Steven Burky, a 36-year-old man from Pennsylvania who has been following Garner obsessively since 2002.  He’s appeared on her film sets, at her home and at personal appearances, and has written her hundreds of letters and messages professing his love and warnings about her safety.   The New York Daily News says…

Burky, 36, is a born-again Christian who believes he was the victim of satanic abuse rituals as a child in Pennsylvania, according to his blog.
"Almost not a day has gone by when I have not written or talked aloud of my love for you," he wrote in one note. "But I don't know if you were ever allowed to hear it."
In a February email to a film crew member, he begged that Garner be warned about a vision.
"The vision shows that a persecution may take place in broad daylight against Jennifer Garner for her faith in Jesus Christ," it said. "The vision showed Mrs. Garner surrounded by a mob in public.
"It also involves the possible emergence of a dark secret in America. The presence of illicit witchcraft going on in this country, and illicit sacrifices."

See this paints Burky as the bad guy, but what if illicit witches are out there right now saying, "damn, this guy is on to us, and our dark sacrifices."  Then he would be the hero.  Granted, if that’s not the case, then Garner did the right thing.  Celebrities should get law enforcement involved whenever a fan starts showing up at their house and saying they love them.  Unless I’m the one doing it, in which case maybe Megan Fox just needs to stop being so stuck up.


(328) Comments

  1. scum 11/20/2008 10:58

    FUCK.

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/20/2008 10:59

    What a loser, he should have stopped stalking her after Alias because she sucks and is boring now.

  3. scum 11/20/2008 11:00

    Tie a string to that kids ass and fly it like a kite.

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 11/20/2008 11:00

    "The presence of illicit witchcraft going on in this country…as evidenced by the birth of…the Goblin Child"

    ::cue ominous music…dunh dunh dunh…::

  5. SuperB 11/20/2008 11:01

    Creepy…

    illicit witchcraft scary talk when your child looks like a fucking goblin to begin with

  6. SuperB 11/20/2008 11:02

    damn you (P) damn you all to hell

    great minds think alike!

  7. Slaappy got fingerbanged 11/20/2008 11:02

    Speaking of "Whacking a mole"

  8. Paleomiz 11/20/2008 11:03

    Many's the time I wished for my own personal stalker–unfortunately all I get are homeless people following me home

  9. Slaappy got fingerbanged 11/20/2008 11:04

    How many times do I need to tell you Doc, I'm not homeless!

  10. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 11/20/2008 11:08

    Hey!  Heather Graham!

  11. SuperB 11/20/2008 11:09

    Garner looks like hell in this picture…jeez

  12. ham sandwich 11/20/2008 11:10

    Who wins in an ugly-off:

    Madonna's unibrow elf or Jen's gollum child?

  13. Zombie 11/20/2008 11:11

    Jennifer should just give in and let the poor guy have his way with her. I can't imagine it'd be any worse than facials from Affleck.

  14. DB's Treasure 11/20/2008 11:11

    I swore to myself that if/when I have a son(s) I was gonna tell him to be nice to ugly little girls when he's in grade school cause they could bloom into a hottie. I know this from experience. But looking at this baby gargoyle…..I may just refrain from spilling that advice. 

  15. A.M. Lumber 11/20/2008 11:11

    Madonna's kid, hands down.

  16. Fussy Bitch 11/20/2008 11:14

    I think she going to miss that stalker, she will have no one to go see her shiteous movies or worship her. Ungrateful bitch!

  17. A.M. Lumber 11/20/2008 11:14

    LOL, DB. Every kid needs to know that. I had great success when, as a high school senior, I was friendly to cute freshmen chicks, only to have them return the favour when I was a university senior!

  18. dirtydiane 11/20/2008 11:15

    Yea, stalkers are nice and all…until they show up in your living room with a bag full of shrunken heads and your dead cat in a noose.

  19. the d-a-double d-y-m-a-c 11/20/2008 11:15

    We shouldn't talk about this kid too much.  You know she can hear us with her Radar O'Reilly ears.  Isn't there a joke about car doors, or taxi cab doors, or something?

  20. scum 11/20/2008 11:16

    SuperB. StevenBurky. Both from Pennsylvania. Hmmmmmmm.

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