11.05.2008 JESSICA LOOKS DIFFERENT

Jessica Alba was in New York yesterday filming scenes for, "An Invisible Sign of My Own."  She plays a math genius named Mona who, according to IMDb…

has elected to systematically withdraw from life after a mysterious illness leaves her DAD all but a shell of his former self. When she gets a job as the math teacher at an elementary school, she discovers she has an unorthodox talent for teaching and finds herself thrust back into life again, with children to care for, a man to love, and a reason to live…

Hollywood has done it again my friend.  This thing is gonna make a billion dollars.  It's got everything you could ever ask for.  Math, sick old people, more math, little kids doing math, hot chicks made to look frumpy and unappealing.  If only they could find a way to add some singing and set the whole in the Moulin Rouge, I would go get in line right now.  I’ll be the one in the floppy green hat, just like Mona wears!  So if you see anyone standing outside a movie theater, and they’re not wearing a floppy green hat and leggings, rest assured, that’s not me.

picture source = bauer griffin




(397) Comments

  1. A.M. Lumber 11/05/2008 11:38

    Cute. :S

  2. Vagina DENTATAAAA 11/05/2008 11:40

    You can polish a turd, but in the end it's still just tuuurd, but what off the opposite? Can you take what is gorgeous and make it turdgeous?

  3. Smeg McMuffin 11/05/2008 11:40

    Jessica Alba and Oscar vehicle don't belong in the same Universe as each other.

  4. Rick (with a silent P) 11/05/2008 11:41

    last time I read something that depressing for a Hollywood movie, I was trying to compose my memoirs…

  5. Mac-Daddy 11/05/2008 11:41

    I still would!

  6. DocTroy 11/05/2008 11:42

    I don't think I saw her on any lists today.

  7. mom2ross 11/05/2008 11:43

    Make her go away, please…

  8. ohmwrecker 11/05/2008 11:43

    She looks like every girl I dated in college. There's always a hot bod under that "bag lady" look.

  9. A.M. Lumber 11/05/2008 11:44

    @ Mom - I think this movie may do the trick…..

  10. prototype 11/05/2008 11:44

    who cares, she is just a person, anyone who idolizes celeberties has no life or no meaning in their life.

     Tyler Durden was anti celeb and he certainly would not have his own website devoted to celebs and their antics.

     He would be anti computer for that matter

  11. mom2ross 11/05/2008 11:46

    I can only hope, A.M., I can only hope…

  12. Long_Duk_Dong 11/05/2008 11:47

    proTOEtype

    Tyler durden wasn't real……..

    And this site is ""What Would Tyler Durden Do" is a blog focused on bringing you the latest gossip and news about rich and famous celebrities. And then making fun of them. Why? Because fuck them, that's why.

    And Now…Fuck You

  13. SuperB 11/05/2008 11:48

    I would lick the Sin City Jessica Alba dry…otherwise she doesnt make the list

  14. Rick (with a silent P) 11/05/2008 11:49

    "I would lick the Sin City Jessica Alba dry…"

    Why can't Hollywood give us what we really want to see?

  15. A.M. Lumber 11/05/2008 11:52

    SuperB, was there a girl in Sin City that you wouldn't lick dry?

  16. Long_Duk_Dong 11/05/2008 11:52

    I would lick you a calous in the shape of a cross, north south east and west on your avi SUP

  17. A.M. Lumber 11/05/2008 11:53

    Sory, OTHER than Brittany Murhpy….

  18. SuperB 11/05/2008 11:53

    Hail Mary full of grace DUK

  19. scum 11/05/2008 11:55

    I dont have any change you filthy fucking bag lady, now go home and eat some cat food.

  20. POOLMAN 11/05/2008 11:55

    with that lip on her, I would bang her face……I bet it would be sloppy head

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