I guess it’s a big deal that Joaquin Phoenix announced his retirement from acting last Friday to focus on music, and today the New York Post says his behavior has become increasingly erratic lately and drugs may be to be to blame, but I don’t really like this dude so I don’t actually care.
FRIENDS of Joaquin Phoenix are worried about the star, who has had a very public battle with drink and drugs. The two-time Oscar nominee showed up to a tribute to Paul Newman last week in San Francisco and "was out of it," said one attendee. Other actors were performing scenes and readings, but Phoenix just got up and walked out. "He wobbled back in a bit later, but it was odd," said our source. "He was slurring his words and was unsteady on his feet." Phoenix gave a weird interview to "Extra" in which he said he was retiring from acting. A rep for Phoenix said, "He's fine. He just wants to focus on music."
Joaquin is a good actor but so what. Half the country could do what actors do, so I don't really care if some billionaire pothead kills himself. "Ohh, look at me, I'm Joaquin, I'm unkempt and I have a guitar and I drink this herbal tea from South America that an Indian stirred with his dick and it gives me special insights into nature." Go fuck yourself hippy.
And ugly.
bye good?
Isn't Joaquin being a crazy fuck kinda the point? It's not like I ever looked at this guy and said, "That Joaquin–what a bastion of sanity!"
Time to start a deadpool.
Scum, our dead pool on Britney didn't really work last time. Perhaps that jinxed her early death. I am afraid that if we start one now on Jauqiugd93hdihihqekhekeeeeeen then it may jinx HIS early death as well.
A musician on drugs, best costume ever.
Take your fucking hair lip and leave. No one cares.
BYE! GOOD? Did he learn that from Morton Downey Jr. ?
Too stoned to write the words good bye! on the correct hands. "Bye! good" you idiot.
any insult with hippy in it is great
fuck you hippy
get a job, you hippy
fucking hippies
i'll beat you in the mouth like a drunk hippy….the last one i just made up, but i like it
This is one Phoenix I hope fails to rise from the ashes…
Joaquin, your brother is waiting for you!
Bye-Bye, Buy Bonds
"Tear gas these hippies"
"Go take a bath, hippie."
"Hurry up and finish sucking my dick, hippie."
Rising from the ashes of a heroin pipe.
He's gonna hafta make me fuck up his fucked up face even more, furry retard, no range having monotone asshat, you can go ahead an die now cause noone cares about your fake ass Johny Cash impression you lame.
-does not care
and who the fuck decided that reimaging yourself as Seth Rogen from the neck up was a fashion choice worth making?
well played sir, well played
"He was slurring his words and was unsteady on his feet."
A rep for Phoenix said, "He's fine. He just wants to focus on music."
Didn't this combination take Amy Crackhouse from attractive and productive to undead has-been?
and I guess now Walk the Line will mean…Mr. Phoenix, see this white line on the side of the road?…