In three years, Leonardo DiCaprio has only been on this stupid page a handful of times, and not once was it ever for anything bad. No DUIs, no lawsuits, no drugs or scandalous breakups. He’s arguably the best actor of this generation and yet for a seven month span last year the only time he was mentioned here was when he went to Knotts Berry Farm with his girlfriend. Needless to say his dignity is pissing me off. If he could be more of a white trash whore like Britney or Paris and punch out some teen prostitute it would really help me out. But I shouldn’t hold my breath, according to IMDb…
He says, "Actually I'm not in the tabloids anymore. I am sometimes, but I've watched the culture change. I'm old hat. And I love it. You know what it is with me? This is something I'd like to clarify. I've heard people say, 'Because you hide, it makes you seem ungrateful.'
"The mere fact that these - I'll use the word piles - are earning money from exploiting my image is the only reason I hide myself or am not a photo-friendly person. I do not like the way they conduct themselves. I think they're disrespectful and dangerous. The reason I don't pose or smile or that I seem mad is that I don't want them to make a living off my private life."
Well la-di-da your majesty. You think you’re so great, with your quiet professionalism and self-respect. I don't need your kind anyway, not as long as there are dimwit retards like Lindsay around. If I ever need a story I can just get behind her at the pool, then say "RING RING, RING RING" out of the corner of my mouth, then hold my thumb and pinky up to my ear and mouth while saying, "uh huh … uh huh … oh no … oh my god really?!?!" Then I hang up. "Oh no Lindsay, there’s a fire, you better take off your suit and lie down!"
Cool as the other side of the pillow.
Boo-yah!
(barf)
Wow, a celeb who isnt an attention seeking whore. Who knew??
I'd just like some quality time with some of his cast-offs…and it's recycling…Leo's cool like that…
i think Leo is the man. It's about time a celeb isn't throwing him/herself in front of the pap and looking for attention. The guy just tries to live his life without drama. He gets my approval. Keep on truckin, Leo.
Next thread up: Madonna Sucks Even More
Wow, perfect timing for my avatar.
No, you're getting littler Gilbert. You're getting littler, you're shrinking!
Next thread up: Madonna sucks Amy Winehouse…..
IT'S A BURGER BARN!
Hey Leo, if you're looking for a cougar call me baby
Welp, gotta hit campus. See you all on tha air!
Touche', Rem.
What's the coffee straw for, dare I ask?
to snort the xanax quicker and quieter. one under the tongue. one up the nose. and away we go to town.
but felching was a good guess. i'd felch winehouse if she'd let me feed and water her drug supplies and pet them…keep them company while she's in the hospital having DTs.
In a America, its "Bling, bling", match in the gas tank "Boom, boom".
<—– leftnutofkimmel
what time does doc go on the air? central time?
lefty, she's a nooner here…and frankly, would be a delightful nooner everyday…
As for felching Winehouse, pretty sure I'd rather consume my own bodily fluids than hers. And that's like dd sayin' she can't wait to suck on somebody's toes.
he lucked out and got picked to be the fall boy in the titanic.
no one knew bitches were gonna pay to see a movie where they know the ending beforehand and watch it 30 times over and over and over, then fly to china for its release there to read the subtitles and frig their clit gently during the car sex scene.
if it was up to him, he'd be in kickass shit like the beach that requires a few hits of acid and a nice sized spliff to make any fucking sense.
In a related story, Leo later walked into the path of a cross-town bus while wearing his hat over his eyes.
uh…yea. you're damn skippy, d-a!
rick,
you're central aren't you?
does it last 2 hours? cuz i like to go home and meet, pray with Jah around noon central until 1. when cops comes on….i put the bowl down and walk back to reality.