Guy Ritchie was finally reunited with his sons Rocco and David at a London airport this morning after they were taken to New York last month to stay with Madonna. Oh, but they weren’t alone. Joining them was Madonnas list of demands, which you can see above, thanks to the Daily Mail. So if there was any doubt Madonna is an insane narcissistic bitch who thinks the entire world revolves around her, this should put an end to that. The most awesome one is the one saying the boys can't be photographed (this rule apparently does not apply to Madonna) because he broke that one immediately, and they were photographed literally seconds after they arrived. I can’t even imagine how he put up with her for so long. My punching fist would need a defibrillator to revive it if I had to spend even an hour alone with that cunt.
FIST!
No toys, magazines, TV, DVDs or girls.
I expect these kids to murder their mother the first chance they get.
No tweezers are to ever be used on Lourdes. Ever.
The sky is blue and fish swim, what is the point here?
Loony bitch is #1 on my most despised repulsive celeb list. What the fuck is the matter with this woman? Has she abused HGH to where the gray matter in her brain is being replaced with sinewy muscles?
FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I FUCKING HATE MADONNA
I HATE FUCKING MADONNA
I HATE FUCK MADONNA
I would break as many of those rules as possible.
Have to echo Grim here… standard ex-wife bullshit. But I do expect an Orthodox Jew to kick her to death at some point.
I read that,my first stop with the kids would be the local chippie for a good fish and chips, then off to the toy store for some legos, then to the DVD place for Kung Fu Panda and whatever else they wanted to watch. And we'd spend the afternoon fucking around building Legos and watching movies.
Fuck that bitch
Uhhhhh B, referring to her as"that cunt" is totally disrespectful to legitimate cunts everywhere.
I am a life long democrat and even I considered voting for McCain just to spite this intolerable whore. I wish the worst for Madonna…I can't say it any other way.
Maybe it could be one of those Orthodox Jews from Snatch…. or Better yet Benecio Del Toro as an Orthodox Jew.
From Guy:
"Dear Madonna. Here is my list of demands; #1. Go fuck yourself. #2. Repeat first demand"
seriously? who does this cunt this she is?
If Guy follows these rules, he's letting the terrorists win.
think…yeah i forgot the think in that one
She forgot the mention the 20 hours of psychiatric care these kids probably need a week
I read that,my first stop with the kids would be the local chippie for a good fish and chips, then off to the toy store for some legos, then to the DVD place for Kung Fu Panda and whatever else they wanted to watch. And we'd spend the afternoon fucking around building Legos and watching movies.
That's what I was Thinking. I think Guy will break as many as possible and then some
New rule : Guy should empty a clip in Madonna's head! A real "Rocknrolla" would! She need to be exterminated!