Paris Hilton hosted the Pussycat Dolls at the Viper Room in Hollywood last night, and I don’t know what the hell that means but Paris still does stuff like this all the time. And it's easy to see why. She's a perfect choice to host any event or endorse any product, because she’s ugly, can't sing, can't dance, will almost definitely not know anything about where she is or why, never finishes a sentence and nervously blurts out things like "Heey" and "Woooh" any time she has to improv. What more could you ask for?
(picture source = splash news)
She is a bit nipply
Thank FUCK she left the UK
Boring or not, those are some nice legs she's got there. I'd lick them if my tongue wouldn't melt on contact from whatever crotch Ebola is currently emanating from her box.
use her for biological warfare that is for sure
She actually looks good for a change. Maybe it's because she's got her lazy eye covered with that hat.
I wish I could be rich and worthless.
I would bang her mom
I'd bang the chick with the brown hair on the right. She's cute and much cleaner than that paris chick………oh, wait, they're holding hands?
Did she get more work does? She is looking more blandly pretty - very plastic with wide unblinking eyes. I think she is slowly becoming a synthetic impersonation of herself. I guess the new, fake Paris can't be worse than the old, real Paris, can it?
Still boring, and I still wouldn't!
B said: What more could you ask for?
for her to pee and/or fart in public.
I like the eskimo that she has with her, and that chick in the first photo
I didn't think open herpes sores and leather could go together? I thought the leather would make the sores burn…
also, is she wearing shin chaps?
what the fuck is going on with thst outfit? it looks like some titty dancer that just had her eyes gouged out put that thing together… but then i guess all of the PCD outfits look like that.
@AssTagger
Damn you! I was thinking the same thing, brother, its the covered Wonk Eye.
My question is; is she so desperate to get some spotlight put back on her that she turned to those ridiculous colored contacts??? I mean, who does she think she's fooling?
sashybash, you beat me to the point. I'd do the chick on the right in a heartbeat.. nice fuck me-mouth..
Dear Paris,
Pleather and cum stains work well together, call me.
db, didn't she already do that years ago?
brown eyes on the contrary, meow!
Grub, I really do not keep a mental list of what Paris does or has done (or whom she's done), but this is the first time I have noticed those fake baby blues.