11.11.2008 RULES DONT APPLY TO MADONNA

Ironically, even though she loves rules so much, they don’t seem to apply to Madonna, who does whatever she wants whenever she wants, and fuck anyone else if they don’t like it.  The New York Daily News says…

Neighbors in Madge's swanky Central Park West building have been complaining about noise from the pop star's new music studio.  Madge sued her co-op board at the Harperley Hall apartments last year when they tried to block her from purchasing an extra apartment in the building, where she already has a residence on the 12th floor.  She won the fight and nabbed the apartment for $7 million in April 2007, (and) turned the space into a music studio. With all the practicing she's been doing for her current tour, neighbors have gotten several rude awakenings.  They asked her for a schedule of when she would practice, but she hasn't adhered to it," spills our building spy. "The music is playing at all hours of the night, and the noise from the drums and the bass blares through the walls."

I’m not saying Madonnas neighbors should devise some plan where the elevator has a fake floor that once you step on it, it turns out there was no floor at all and whoever did it would fall, oh I don’t know, 12 stories, but I'm also definitely not NOT saying they should do that.  (*wink)

(111) Comments

  1. Paleomiz 11/11/2008 10:12

    She won the fight and nabbed the apartment for $7 million in April 2007, (and) turned the space into a music studio.

    She has a lot of hutzpah calling anything she does in that room "music"

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/11/2008 10:13

    I didn't think it was possible to hate someone I've never met as much as I hate Madonna.  Seriously, I don't even think I hate Hitler this much.

  3. TengoWood Got Fingered Like Slaapy! WTF! 11/11/2008 10:13

    Hmmm. I'm thinking the old flaming bag of poo on her doorstep after you ring the bell and run….

  4. RedRage 11/11/2008 10:13

    Ha! Paleomiz!! Couldn't agree more! Someone please do the planet a favor and off this bitch!

  5. SuperB 11/11/2008 10:14

    I bet if we all threw in some money Red we could do it…I got five on it

  6. ohmwrecker 11/11/2008 10:16

    "Um . . . Yeah, NYPD? I'd like to make a quality complaint."

  7. Grim Reamer 11/11/2008 10:16

    3 words:

    superglue in doorlocks

  8. Paleomiz 11/11/2008 10:17

    Is she wearing a fucking medal? I had no idea they gave out awards for Dried Up Cunt of the Year

  9. RedRage 11/11/2008 10:17

    I'm in for $10!

  10. ohmwrecker 11/11/2008 10:17

    How much noise could pretending to play the guitar make?

  11. RedRage 11/11/2008 10:18

    Million!

  12. Fussy Bitch 11/11/2008 10:18

    I', think gurilla hassing…

    Popcorn the door

    Superglue the locks

    Flaming bag of poo

    Hotwire the locks 

    ..or a really big bus, going really fast as she is walking across the street.

  13. Cloak 11/11/2008 10:18

    6 words. Superglue in her mouth and nose.

  14. Fussy Bitch 11/11/2008 10:21

    Is she wearing a fucking medal? I had no idea they gave out awards for Dried Up Cunt of the Year

    Oh yeah, she was honored for her "research" in how to demasculate a man

  15. Grim Reamer 11/11/2008 10:22

    Cloak,

     

    as many sticky loads this bitch has taken, she would swallow that and ask if that is all you got.

  16. Willie Beamin 11/11/2008 10:22

    I agree with Cloak except add vagine and asshole to that list

  17. Paleomiz 11/11/2008 10:22

    "Filth and Wisdom", eh? I'm assuming the filth refers to that putrid cavern she calls a vagina. The wisdom I haven't a clue

  18. Long_Duk_Dong 11/11/2008 10:23

    to hell with madonna…..

    now who wants one in the arse

  19. SuperB 11/11/2008 10:24

    Duk- Yesterday was Anal monday…your a day late

  20. Long_Duk_Dong 11/11/2008 10:25

    and a dollar short

    Ok

    who wants one tweents the breasties

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