These are nothing but behind-the-scenes pictures of a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot, but today is boring because everything is wrapped up in election. In the banner pic we see Miranda Kerr getting made up while Truman Capote makes some last second changes and my high school drama teacher tries to pull Mirandas underwear up to her chest. It's certain to be the steamiest shoot ever, at least among shoots where girls stand in front of a blank white wall. The competition in this category includes mugshots and ransom note pictures.
YES
I wonder how she voted
Are panties coming with pouches? Is she a marsupial? is this sexy? The VS models bore me, all they do is tease, and they have no curves.
Should Obama or McCain get to lick this pussy on this election day. I know I would.
The black underwear pics are ruined by the shoes.
That yes had two intended uses, btw.
One for my first first? fist? whatever
And second for spunking on my screen, of course
I wonder how she voted
At her polling location they have cervix scans to identify the voters. They work like the retina scans except you go up to the counter and I'm sitting there with a speculum and a monocle.
The black underwear pics are ruined by the shoes.
Seriously those shoes are fucking hideous. Why would you take a hot chick, put her in hot lingerie, and then make her wear those clunkers?
Fixing this pic would take just two words: stripper shoes
Those are the biggest granny panties I've ever seen! Where's Pepper? Is that what gave your grandma her TOE?
FINALLY a nice CLAM!
Thank you B
I'll tap that!
D I'm here!
Diane, I'm quite hard right now. Here, I'm placing my love-smitten mitts on your big bumface… here let me have a little slapsy: slip, slack, paddywack! Look, I've made him red, see, he's not sad… when you joggle him a bit, he looks quite jolly. Aw, I've hotted you up! You're sopping wet! Here, let me give you a little lick of arse! Do you like that? Ahhhh, and Doctress, if you trim quills as well as you gob my knob, you must be a topping teacher!
I wonder how she voted
Doc. from the looks of it, She voted right down the middle. She did not want to split any hairs…if you get my meaning!
Mony, dearheart…you never fail to impress.
Ah, Diane, I'm so honoured!
Mony, dearheart…you never fail to impress.
I think the beauty of it is that English is so clearly not his first language, which makes his posts almost poetic
I do hope that one understands my ever Rabelaisian declarations of love!
And if you tell me that you're giving me a castle of my very own, I'll come be your sex slave….
She has shoes on? I didn't notice.
'Tis true, Doctress… to an extent. I am well-versed in the English language - one has to learn it whilst at university. Albeit, my mother tongue is (and shall always be) Romanian. I've read enough French novels not to give a damn about syntax, though…