Perez and theSuperficial both have these pictures up today saying they were taken yesterday while filming "the Hills". They weren’t, they were taken over the summer. I mention this for a few reasons. For one, it lets me strut around like a big shot, which I was planning on doing anyway. Two, it’s a cheap excuse to post titties. Thirdly, it's proof that you can't rely on homos and embarrassingly unfunny spazzes for your breaking bikini news. You need a highly trained pervert like me. The stakes are too high. This is your final warning: if you ever go to those pages again, I will punch you in the tummy.
I need to clean her pool
Nice
She should wear sunglasses all the time so we don't have to look at her weird upside-down doll's eyes and instead concentrate on that rack and finely manicured pussy area where I'd like to be ramming my cock into right now.
I have a customer that looks a little like her, new meaning to having to use my pool pole
well, a skag in a 'kini beats no 'kini at all, I suppose…and if I thought I could disappoint Perez like I have the women I've known, I'd tell him to suck my dick…
toe in pic 2
Perez is one "celebrity" I really wish would be murdered slowly and painfully.
i would drink her bathwater
dripping toe in row 2 pic 2
I hate this bitch so much, but at the same time I want to rape her every orifice and inseminate her.
As much as I hate those fucking sunglasses, upon witnessing the wonkyness that is her eyes, she needs to put them back on.
she does have some nice chesticles
have to do her doggie so you
don'tcan't look her in the eyeIf you can get past her buck teeth and alien titties, she's actually a bangable piece of pussy. Solution: Doggystyle.
On a side note, happy birthday to Charlie Manson, pioneer of pure chaotic evil.
you need to read previous post there zombie
I agree that Perez and his site are useless drains on the environment, but the Superficial guy has a similar wit to our beloved Brend0n and is, from time to time hilarious. He has on two speeds though: sucking ass and gut splitting….there's no middle ground.
Perez and Madonna… on the same boat full of flammable feces pushed down the LA "River" both bound and ball gagged, or Madge could have her man meat in Perez's ear, then light the shit, and have Ray of light playing out of a transistor radio. That's the way would like those two to be ripped from this mortal coil
Perez does suck a lot of ass and cock, his site sucks also.
Bunch of fag hags visit his site
Zombie, I think she's fine as hell.
But, to each his
owngay.<———-Her best side..
amen pepper