11.12.2008 YOU DONT POKE THE BEAR

Brad Garret, who you may remember from "Everybody Loves Raymond" but probably don't, snapped on the paparazzi last night, smacking one of them around and breaking his camera.  Then, smelling blood in the water, they antagonized him further by challenging him to a fight and calling him a "pussy" and a "tall faggot".  They better be careful.  Garrett is 30 feet tall.  I saw this movie one time where he was on the side of a building swatting down planes.  He's also very strong, and has punches. 


(102) Comments

  1. Rick (with a silent P) 11/12/2008 07:05

    Everybody Loves Raymond, but now I kinda like ol' Braddie, too…

  2. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 11/12/2008 07:07

    What a big doofus.  He should be thankful anyone gives a rat's ass what he does, and is that his girlfriend?  Looks like he could carry her like a basketball by palming her skull.

  3. Paleomiz 11/12/2008 07:07

    Brad Garrett should be licking the pussy of the Goddess of the paparazzi that still thinks anyone wants his picture

  4. SuperB 11/12/2008 07:09

    I love the smell of celebrities going bat shit crazy in the morning

  5. POOLMAN 11/12/2008 07:09

    fuck the paparazzi, they are just photo pimps, but wait here I am looking at their photos…I must be a "John"….I feel so dirty and ashamed…but it did not cost me 50 bucks..I feel better now

  6. POOLMAN 11/12/2008 07:11

    SuperB, is that an eaTme hat?

  7. My Penis, The Weapon 11/12/2008 07:11

    for you fine people that missed my stunning explanation

    what the hell

    Pepper was whining like a little girl that he had to make 5k last night turning tricks or whatever, and was all like "you guys better be here late" and as I am an accomplished insomniac and procrastinator with two tests on Thursday, I decided to spend my time writing messages of hope and understanding, and of intoleration of fatties. and then Paleomiz got involved with how she is dating Fidel Castro, who is tearing their relationship apart by being a spy and not paying his taxes, and how she wants me to give him anal, and her mother is a cougar, and now I'm dating her. It was a full night last night. 

    Holy shit my tests are tomorrow….i should study  

  8. My Penis, The Weapon 11/12/2008 07:12

    paleomiz

    oh come on…what part did i miss? 

  9. Paleomiz 11/12/2008 07:13

    Okay Penis, you can stop it now you attention whore :0)

  10. SuperB 11/12/2008 07:13

    Poolman- nope its ATM hat… where ATM doesnt stand for ass to mouth but Texas A&M

  11. Paparazzi Sniper 11/12/2008 07:13

    Brad is a nice guy and very funny ive actualluy had the pleasure of conversating with him a few times.  He must have been pissed to go off like that.  I wish i was on the top of one of those building with my sniper rifle……pew, pew, pew…..oh noes….. headshot.

  12. leftnutofjesus 11/12/2008 07:14

    next time, let me know when you post 2 minutes of losers playing grabass.

    i'll make it a point not to watch it.

    unless this guy is banging phillipinos on a fold-up chair, i don't fucking care.  that's the only way i could laugh at him.

  13. My Penis, The Weapon 11/12/2008 07:14

    palemiz

    the sexual tension between you and I is killing you…isn't it 

  14. Silverback 11/12/2008 07:15

    Garrett was the opening act for Sinatra's pathetic final Vegas swing. Good to see he was taking notes.

  15. POOLMAN 11/12/2008 07:16

    That is what I meant SuperB, go Texas Tech! I was just yankin' your chain

  16. DB's Treasure 11/12/2008 07:17

    Anyone ever think of becoming a paparazzi-paparazzi? Like, you follow those cocksuckers home and snap shots of them constantly….see how they like it? Maybe take a few pics of their parents fucking against the kitchen counter and throwing them on the web? Hmm, I think about that all the time. 

  17. SuperB 11/12/2008 07:17

    BLAH…  I wish I had a retort..unfortunatly football is not our sport..

    I secretly root for Tech..seeings how I HATE OU, and TEXAS like nobody's business…

  18. Paleomiz 11/12/2008 07:17

    the sexual tension between you and I is killing you…isn't it

    Yes, it makes me hot when male posters who have a hardon for other specific male posters antagonize me

  19. My Penis, The Weapon 11/12/2008 07:18

    I'll tell you what, It seems that some people feel that I have essentially placed a finger into their ass. so to make it up, I'll get you all one of these for christmas…

    http://www.meiskes.com/ashley-lowe-3

    Are we good now? 

  20. POOLMAN 11/12/2008 07:19

    I am in love with you SuperB, btw, what is A&M's sport?

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