Some unknown model was in Miami this weekend for the Victoria’s Secret fashion show and either she forgot that American beaches are made of Fail or she just chose to ignore it, because she wore a thong made of damn near nothing (there’s a thin strip of clear plastic going up her ass) and then heroically took her top off. Of course Officer Cockblock had to show up and ruin everyone’s fun. He’s probably real ugly. Ugly people always resent hot people like me and this model. When you’re hot and sexy and on top like we are, people like to take shots at you and try to drag you down. It’s sad really.
(picture source = splash news)
"Excuse me, little boy, where are your parents? Oh, you're not a little boy…"
That has to be one of the flattest asses I've ever seen.
Of course I'd still ram my dick into it at warp speed.
I would take KK ass over this flat pancake…nowhere to place my drink well I am doing my tongue exercises in the morning.
I'd fuck her……. …..but onlybecause I like to fuck females…..
…..with little to no clothes on…….
…..or dressed like Eskimos.
I hate to say it but that ass looks a bit like mine, except way WAY less hairy…
And all she was doing was increasing her exposure to the sun for a valuable Vitamin D recharge. I guess The Man is trying to deprive us the basic elements for human life now, too…
I take that back. Mine's nicer…
And look at the red-faced cardinal in the background of the banner pic.
Get that red-faced moron a hat and some aloe, STAT!
If that cop didn't do a full body cavity search…..then he is a disgrace to his uniform of little-boy short-shorts.
Also…..where the fuck is pepper….to look for toe.
I gotta go. I gotta go put the lotion on or I get the hose again.
Pepper is trying to decide which personality he would like to post as today.
Shenanigans..you can see the g-string..it is clear but there! At least she took of her top.
I don't like the story the sequence of these photos tells.
Fuck tha po-lice.
I’m Back Bitches!
Thank you TW.
I’m back with wood. NICE!
Sorry about that Lana8..
DH and NWA are pretty much right.
Johnny YoungCop may have been telling her she had to go back to the lifeguard station and have a talk with the "head lifeguard on duty" and to bring lube.
Pepper!
All right! You know I figured you'd eventually get it.
A thin piece of plastic for a thong is on the same line as Sugar Free Mountain Dew - what the HELL is the point!?!?
I would!