AUBREY IS GAY NOW, PART 2

Last week hints began to go out that Aubrey O'Day was gay now or something.  She was seen around on various occasions with a girl she was introducing as her girlfriend and she was saying things like, "she's a lesbian too."  Now Us magazine has a quick interview where she all but confirms that she's bi at the very least.

"At this point in my life, I wouldn't say one way or another what my preference is sexually," the former Danity Kane singer tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.Rumors that O'Day was a lesbian spread throughout Hollywood when she showed up to the Zen Green Tea Liqueur launch party last Wednesday with a woman she was overheard calling her girlfriend. She also brought a gal pal to a Nascar Sprint party in NYC earlier this month."The only thing I'm looking for in life is incredible passion and honest love…no matter what options are on the table," she tells Us. "All I really operate on is the way I feel in my heart when it comes to love."

I read one time that Japanese scientists were working on a drug that would make women real horny, and therefore more willing to have a lesbian encounter.  Nothing ever came of it of course, because Japanese scientists are goofy perverts, not magical wizards.  Besides, they already have a product like that.  It’s called, "a Prada handbag".  I can’t remember where I was going with this.  In summation, Aubrey WILL have sex with other girls.  The End.