12.17.2008 AUBREY IS GAY NOW, PART 2

Last week hints began to go out that Aubrey O'Day was gay now or something.  She was seen around on various occasions with a girl she was introducing as her girlfriend and she was saying things like, "she's a lesbian too."  Now Us magazine has a quick interview where she all but confirms that she's bi at the very least.

"At this point in my life, I wouldn't say one way or another what my preference is sexually," the former Danity Kane singer tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.
Rumors that O'Day was a lesbian spread throughout Hollywood when she showed up to the Zen Green Tea Liqueur launch party last Wednesday with a woman she was overheard calling her girlfriend. She also brought a gal pal to a Nascar Sprint party in NYC earlier this month.
"The only thing I'm looking for in life is incredible passion and honest love…no matter what options are on the table," she tells Us. "All I really operate on is the way I feel in my heart when it comes to love."

I read one time that Japanese scientists were working on a drug that would make women real horny, and therefore more willing to have a lesbian encounter.  Nothing ever came of it of course, because Japanese scientists are goofy perverts, not magical wizards.  Besides, they already have a product like that.  It’s called, "a Prada handbag".  I can’t remember where I was going with this.  In summation, Aubrey WILL have sex with other girls.  The End.


(113) Comments

  1. Willie Beamin 12/17/2008 11:59

    Sounds like Lohan….

  2. Pauly Dangerously 12/17/2008 11:59

    I bet she has a dick

  3. DB's Treasure 12/17/2008 12:00

    (Pic #1) Classic "That Guy" footage right there.  

  4. Pauly Dangerously 12/17/2008 12:00

    More like "Aubrey O'Gay"!

     

    Am I right or am I right?

     

    *puts hand up for high-5*

  5. happy 12/17/2008 12:01

    So what?

  6. ohmwrecker 12/17/2008 12:03

    That chick in the gray dress can do better.

  7. Death to Finkle! 12/17/2008 12:03

    Is the import chick in the background of the banner pic flickin' a boog, or what?

  8. DB's Treasure 12/17/2008 12:04

    Aubrey is fucking creepy looking. 

  9. Guinny_Ire 12/17/2008 12:07

    I saw her before pictures, no surprise here.

  10. Sensei John Kreese 12/17/2008 12:07

    I don't care who she is, but if it involves her scissoring the other chick, I'm cool with that.

  11. Rick (with a silent P) 12/17/2008 12:09

    Ladies, if the ankle strap on your high-heeled shoes leaves you looking more like a death camp survivor in leg irons…wear something else…mmmm kay?

  12. POOLMAN 12/17/2008 12:10

    I have a lot in common with lesbians, we both like the same things in women

  13. DB's Treasure 12/17/2008 12:10

    DTF, I think the slant eye is flicking her boog at the red headed step child to our left. 

  14. moby 12/17/2008 12:10

    so jenna jameson fuct a banana and everyone thinks the banana is gay….is that basically the jism of this story?…yes jism dammit!

  15. Zack 12/17/2008 12:10

    My advice to Aubrey is that a suicide attempt is a far more effective way to cry for attention.  Particularly if it's a successful attempt.  Heed my words, Aubrey, and you'll be on the front page by tomorrow morning.

  16. Death to Finkle! 12/17/2008 12:11

    Damn you, (P)!  I was just going for the ankle strap / leg iron on a skeleton from Pirates of the Caribbean connection. 

    I'm the resident shoe guy, dammit.  You talk about her titties.

  17. DB's Treasure 12/17/2008 12:11

    "I have a lot in common with lesbians, we both like the same things in women"

     

    My penis? 

  18. Death to Finkle! 12/17/2008 12:13

    Wish I could see the stepchild's mom there.  She looks hot.  Kinda Joss Stone-ish.  (Daddy likes some Joss Stone.)

  19. DocTroy 12/17/2008 12:13

    i guess if you're going to get with a professional fuck machine get with jenna if i'm not available.

  20. Sensei John Kreese 12/17/2008 12:13

    Holy shit, I just noticed that wild red lipstick. What the fuck, she looks like Homey the Clown.

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