12.05.2008 BOY GEORGE IS GUILTY, HANDSOME

The AP says today that 80's music icon Boy George has been convicted for falsely imprisoning a male escort.  George allegedly was conducting a photo shoot with a naked male model which, after an altercation, ended with the model handcuffed and beaten with a chain.  How Georges pudgy ass restrained and beat a fit young model is anyone’s guess.  Anyone’s but mine that is, since I’m doing all I can not to visualize any of this.  

Norwegian Audun Carlsen had alleged he was restrained with handcuffs by the musician at the singer's London apartment on April 28, 2007.
Carlsen, 29, also accused the former Culture Club frontman of swinging a metal chain at him as he fled the singer's flat after a naked photo shoot.
Boy George, who was tried under his real name George O'Dowd, admitted he handcuffed Carlsen while he investigated alleged tampering with his home computer. The singer said he believed Carlsen had removed photos of himself that were taken by the singer when the two met previously.
Jurors saw photos of welts on Carlsen's head and injuries to his arm, which he said had been inflicted by O'Dowd, 46. O'Dowd said he couldn't account for the injuries.
Judge David Radford indicated jail was a real possibility for the singer. "This is a case where custody is the more likely option," Radford said.

I’m all for celebrity’s eccentricities, but holy crap, you can't go around chaining and beating prostitutes.   At least that’s what I bet the sex slave in the trunk of my car would tell you.  I have a different opinion, it goes like this: shut up.


(150) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 12/05/2008 07:37

    When did Perez Hilton shave and tattoo his head?

  2. POOLMAN 12/05/2008 07:38

    what a waste

  3. Topper (Harry) Harley 12/05/2008 07:40

    Boy, Benji Madden let himself go….

  4. Just the Tip 12/05/2008 07:41

    Soooo… in the world of Male Prostitution… is that earning street cred points, or losing 'em when you get your ass kicked by Boy George?

    pepper?

  5. someoneluvsu 12/05/2008 07:41

    Metal chains and handcuffs usually cost $20 extra. (eerrr so I've been told)

     

  6. ham sandwich 12/05/2008 07:42

    Didn't he get busted for having sex with a dude in a bathroom? What? That was George Michael? Are ALL the british musicians gay? Rem, you here? Please confirm or deny.

  7. ohmwrecker 12/05/2008 07:43

    Wait. Ham, are you saying you didn't know boy George was gay before now?

  8. Slaappy got fingerbanged 12/05/2008 07:44

    Pedo bear loves the hoodies

  9. SuperB 12/05/2008 07:45

    I wonder if he was singing

    "Do you really want to hurt me…do you really want to make me cry"

  10. someoneluvsu 12/05/2008 07:46

    "Do you really want to hurt me?
    Do you really want to make me cry?"

     -10 points for knowing Culture club lyrics.  (If anybody needys me, I'll be over in the corner making a noose)

  11. Paleomiz 12/05/2008 07:47

    How do you get back head fat, seriously?

  12. someoneluvsu 12/05/2008 07:47

    Damnit B you lightning fingered vixen

  13. Mongro Jackson 12/05/2008 07:47

    Hard to control my boner.

  14. leftnutofjesus 12/05/2008 07:48

    bam bam bigelow chain whipped a bitch?

  15. Death to Finkle! 12/05/2008 07:49

    I've always been a huge Bam Bam Bigelow fan.

  16. Death to Finkle! 12/05/2008 07:49

    Dammit, lefty!

  17. MonyVibescu 12/05/2008 07:49

    British musicians are not all gay, Ham. 

  18. lady garden 12/05/2008 07:50

    HAM-most of them-we call it 'cottaging"-i now have karma fucking chameleon in my head

  19. Death to Finkle! 12/05/2008 07:50

    But their boyfriends are.

  20. ohmwrecker 12/05/2008 07:51

    Bam Bam Bigelow was the singer for the Culture Club. Man, he hid that well. 

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